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Lakompake!
Hola, mga Hampaslupa!
Sa totoo lang, ayoko sanang gumawa ng libro. Kasi ayoko 'yung masyadong nahahalata na matalino ako.
Lalong dadami 'yung mga haters na nagsasabing dalawa raw ang likod ko!
My gad! As if naman nakakabawass ng ganda 'yun! Well, hindi lang nila matanggap na nung nagsabog ng kagandahan, kaseksihan, at katalinuhan e dun lang nagpaulan sa hacienda ko. Pwe!
Ilang taon na akong nagre-reyna-reynahan sa Social Media, at itong librong ito ang naging bunga ng aking imahinasyon, mga hampaslupa na hindi napapagod magpaalala na wala akong dede! Andito ang lahat ng mga opinion at advice ko tungkol sa mga feeling RK, mga nagpopost ng maharot na pictures pero may #respect, mga manggagamit, paasa at hipokrita! Lalo na sa mga nabiktima ng LandianNgKahapon# na may nakilala lang sa Facebook tapos magtatanong how to move on daw e hindi naman naging sila, at marami pang iba na hindi ko na pwedeng ikwento pa!
Sa totoo lang, ayoko sanang gumawa ng libro. Kasi ayoko 'yung masyadong nahahalata na matalino ako.
Lalong dadami 'yung mga haters na nagsasabing dalawa raw ang likod ko!
My gad! As if naman nakakabawass ng ganda 'yun! Well, hindi lang nila matanggap na nung nagsabog ng kagandahan, kaseksihan, at katalinuhan e dun lang nagpaulan sa hacienda ko. Pwe!
Ilang taon na akong nagre-reyna-reynahan sa Social Media, at itong librong ito ang naging bunga ng aking imahinasyon, mga hampaslupa na hindi napapagod magpaalala na wala akong dede! Andito ang lahat ng mga opinion at advice ko tungkol sa mga feeling RK, mga nagpopost ng maharot na pictures pero may #respect, mga manggagamit, paasa at hipokrita! Lalo na sa mga nabiktima ng LandianNgKahapon# na may nakilala lang sa Facebook tapos magtatanong how to move on daw e hindi naman naging sila, at marami pang iba na hindi ko na pwedeng ikwento pa!
141 pages, Paperback
Published January 1, 2016
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April 24, 2017
+Sareee.. Ngayon lang tinapos. haha lol.
April 27, 2017
You are found " OA" as in overacting if you grumble that you were loveless last Valentine's Day. You are not far different from people who are likely to experience seasonal depression during holiday seasons, especially on Christmas holiday. We tend to feel blues and idealistic when we find that others luckier in life we think of than us have a good time with their loved ones. So, many loveless people are bitter. Here are their common lines:
"When it is the last day of January , some wish it were March when they woke up. "
Hahahahahah
They seem to be allergic to February.
" Happy Single's Awareness Day."
Ouch! I was!
"Some turn sour and grape saying that although they are single on that day, they will get a salary the following day. "
Hahahahahah ... Money is love.
But, the most common bitter line is :
" Walang Forever "
Hahahahha
In short, we are all “ ampalayas” ( bitter gourds). Oops-a-daisy… in effect, we should be sensible. Let us not teach ourselves to be off our rocker. Otherwise, we will be labeled stupid love. Surround ourselves with rational friends, or someone who will knock the living daylights out of us . Also, read self-help books to understand our selves.
Senyora Santibanez's posts on her Facebook fan page are highly-recommended and timely. But be ready to be culpably insinuated. I am pretty sure you would be guilty for her head-bashing reality-checks.
Senyora Santibanez or known now as Senyora is an anonymous Facebook fan page which has now approximately 2 million followers. In effect, it is just for fun because the admin intends to publish derogatory posts about everything under the sun which followers and readers might find witty and jocular. In light of its sensational popularity on social media, it successfully published a book LAKOMPAKE and has been sold like a cake.
The title of the Facebook fan page was inspired by the villainous character of Angélica de Santibañez ( Chantal Andere ) in Marimar, a Mexican telanovela which became sensational among televiewers around the world. The character is known for her pouring scorn on the main character.
LAKOMPAKE is short for Wala Akong Pake.( I don't care.) , a colloquial, vulgar in effect , Filipino expression to retort something what a person says. It is synonymous with the English expression " I don't mind." in a rude way.
Since Senyora is known for her insulting and disapproving remarks , I should be upset about the book. In fact, most of its contents could be found cringing and annoying such as that the book, according to her , is dedicated to all those tramps whom she has fooled into agreeing with her megalomaniac and pulchritudinous hubris. However, rather than be upset about her narcissism, I found the book hilarious. Yes, I was so convulsed with laughter by her eye-opening thoughts that I fell off my chair and wanted to hit my student with it. Therefore, her book adds up: It makes sense. Don't underestimate it if you are not much fond of this kind of read. I was exhilarated by her effort to rectify us about dealing with love and social status.
Senyora’s famous derogatory word is “ Pwe!” It is an onomatopoeic word to figuratively describe the sound of spitting at a person you look down on.
Pwe , if you are stupid at love.
Pwe, if you are a kind of a lover bitching around with someone you like.
Pwe, if you pretend to be rich.
And ...Pwe, if you still pretend to be a " paminta" ( peppermint). (laughs)
In short, be yourself and sensible. That's what Senyora wants us to learn from her book. There is a method to her madness. (laughs)
To do justice to her delusional beauty, with no offense, Senyora made sure that her pieces of advice are scholarly, factual , and empirical as what the book suggests. So, readers can not just refute her derogatory tirades. Laban? (Fight?)
For the past four months LAKOMPAKE has still remained one of National Book Store's best-sellers for Philippine Non-Fiction . In short, Senyora's beauty is still "kabog" (ostentatious) . Her too much pride in her beauty has something fierce. (laughs)
For Senyora, I rate it 3/ 5 stars. I liked it. Is it fair? :)
"When it is the last day of January , some wish it were March when they woke up. "
Hahahahahah
They seem to be allergic to February.
" Happy Single's Awareness Day."
Ouch! I was!
"Some turn sour and grape saying that although they are single on that day, they will get a salary the following day. "
Hahahahahah ... Money is love.
But, the most common bitter line is :
" Walang Forever "
Hahahahha
In short, we are all “ ampalayas” ( bitter gourds). Oops-a-daisy… in effect, we should be sensible. Let us not teach ourselves to be off our rocker. Otherwise, we will be labeled stupid love. Surround ourselves with rational friends, or someone who will knock the living daylights out of us . Also, read self-help books to understand our selves.
Senyora Santibanez's posts on her Facebook fan page are highly-recommended and timely. But be ready to be culpably insinuated. I am pretty sure you would be guilty for her head-bashing reality-checks.
Senyora Santibanez or known now as Senyora is an anonymous Facebook fan page which has now approximately 2 million followers. In effect, it is just for fun because the admin intends to publish derogatory posts about everything under the sun which followers and readers might find witty and jocular. In light of its sensational popularity on social media, it successfully published a book LAKOMPAKE and has been sold like a cake.
The title of the Facebook fan page was inspired by the villainous character of Angélica de Santibañez ( Chantal Andere ) in Marimar, a Mexican telanovela which became sensational among televiewers around the world. The character is known for her pouring scorn on the main character.
LAKOMPAKE is short for Wala Akong Pake.( I don't care.) , a colloquial, vulgar in effect , Filipino expression to retort something what a person says. It is synonymous with the English expression " I don't mind." in a rude way.
Since Senyora is known for her insulting and disapproving remarks , I should be upset about the book. In fact, most of its contents could be found cringing and annoying such as that the book, according to her , is dedicated to all those tramps whom she has fooled into agreeing with her megalomaniac and pulchritudinous hubris. However, rather than be upset about her narcissism, I found the book hilarious. Yes, I was so convulsed with laughter by her eye-opening thoughts that I fell off my chair and wanted to hit my student with it. Therefore, her book adds up: It makes sense. Don't underestimate it if you are not much fond of this kind of read. I was exhilarated by her effort to rectify us about dealing with love and social status.
Senyora’s famous derogatory word is “ Pwe!” It is an onomatopoeic word to figuratively describe the sound of spitting at a person you look down on.
Pwe , if you are stupid at love.
Pwe, if you are a kind of a lover bitching around with someone you like.
Pwe, if you pretend to be rich.
And ...Pwe, if you still pretend to be a " paminta" ( peppermint). (laughs)
In short, be yourself and sensible. That's what Senyora wants us to learn from her book. There is a method to her madness. (laughs)
To do justice to her delusional beauty, with no offense, Senyora made sure that her pieces of advice are scholarly, factual , and empirical as what the book suggests. So, readers can not just refute her derogatory tirades. Laban? (Fight?)
For the past four months LAKOMPAKE has still remained one of National Book Store's best-sellers for Philippine Non-Fiction . In short, Senyora's beauty is still "kabog" (ostentatious) . Her too much pride in her beauty has something fierce. (laughs)
For Senyora, I rate it 3/ 5 stars. I liked it. Is it fair? :)
October 8, 2018
My sister in law recommended this silly red book for laughs. I wasn’t all ROFL with it but it’s light enough to be the reading material that you consume in one sitting after a hard week at work or in school. If you like snarky humor, this works. The author kept teasingly declaring that there is no insightful value in the book, but humor aside, I think it raised some pretty truthful points on the cultural implications of Filipinos’ social media habits.
Want to read
November 6, 2016
Discovery (November 6, 2016)
: LOL, legit? Cute. May libro na pala si Senyora :)) Nalaman ko lang kanina sa Twitter dahil sa tweet niya tungkol sa feature niya sa Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho.
January 27, 2019
Habang binabasa ko ang librong ito ay marami akong natuklasan. Una, maraming praktikal na payo na ibinibigay ang manunulat na si Senyora. Pangalawa, maraming tao sa Pilipinas ay brain-damaged. Pangatlo, ma-fee-feel mo na kasama ka rin pala dun. Overall, maganda ang humor, subalit minsan umuulit na lamang ang content. Dapat mo bang basahin? Oo. Lalo na kung “hampas-lupa” ka.
August 25, 2017
kung gusto nyo ng negativity at dark humor basahin nyo. But all in all, like what the author said at the beginning, this book is just about rants at wala kang matututunan. It's like a diary or something and it's boring. Sarreh hindi ako natawa
August 26, 2017
Nakakatawa talaga!
December 29, 2019
2 stars. for at least it didn't lie when it said you won't get anything of substance from its contents.
May 1, 2017
Feeling kasi ng mga plastic na 'yan eh ikakaganda nila 'yung paninira nila sa'yo, feeling nila ikaaangat nila 'yun! Mga inggit 'yang mga quing inang 'yan! Mga pangit kasi!
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Halos lahat ng uri ng taong kinaiinisan natin ay pinuna at kinutya na ni Senyora, mula sa mga feeling RK (Rich Kid), mga user, mga plastic, mga nagne-networking, mga paasa, mga malalandi, mga hampaslupa...at hindi ko man sila kinaiinisan, nanjan din ang mga paminta at mga walang dede. Hahaha! Ang mga naging opinyon ni Senyora ay minsan na rin nating naging opinyon, sadyang sa kanya naging popular ang ating pagpuna sa mga taong ito via of course...social media. Ito ang libro na para lamang daw sa mga magaganda at gwapo. Ito rin ang libro na puro kasamaan at reklamo...but who cares, si Senyora ito at walang makakapigil sa kanya...mga Hampaslupa.
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Halos lahat ng uri ng taong kinaiinisan natin ay pinuna at kinutya na ni Senyora, mula sa mga feeling RK (Rich Kid), mga user, mga plastic, mga nagne-networking, mga paasa, mga malalandi, mga hampaslupa...at hindi ko man sila kinaiinisan, nanjan din ang mga paminta at mga walang dede. Hahaha! Ang mga naging opinyon ni Senyora ay minsan na rin nating naging opinyon, sadyang sa kanya naging popular ang ating pagpuna sa mga taong ito via of course...social media. Ito ang libro na para lamang daw sa mga magaganda at gwapo. Ito rin ang libro na puro kasamaan at reklamo...but who cares, si Senyora ito at walang makakapigil sa kanya...mga Hampaslupa.
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December 2, 2017testt
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January 9, 2018nice book
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