Barbary Station is a frustrating read.
I spent a long time looking for a space pirates book for a reading challenge—of the options I considered, I found the premise of Barbary Station really intriguing. Engineer lesbians fighting alongside pirates to take down a killer AI? That sounds awesome!
Unfortunately, what sounded like an amazing premise ended up being incredibly boring.
The biggest issue in this book is that the whole book is just dull. The characters are dull, the drama is dull, and the way technology is depicted is dull. I’ll start with the technology because it was easily my least favorite part of the book: nothing about it ever made sense or was interesting enough to be worth the time spent on it. For the most part, the book’s chapters switched between the two main characters: Iridian, an ex-soldier, who spends most of her time trying to help the pirate crew fix various problems around their base, and Adda, who spends most of her time alone trying to learn about the AI through a hallucinogenic interface. Iridian’s chapters were at least passable, but every Adda chapter was just boring. She’s reclusive and mostly interacts with the technology, but the technology never gelled into anything that made sense. She rarely has any information, and what she does have is described so poorly that I couldn’t begin to understand what the information meant. I had hoped that her chapters would be more of a mystery; her puzzling out the AI behavior to figure out its protocols and how to interact with it. Instead, it’s mostly her knowing nothing, focusing on minutiae of systems that were never described well enough for there to be minutiae worth focusing on, and occasionally having breakthroughs that don’t actually seem to be related to the information she just got and are largely justified by her subconscious brain putting something together (and therefor being entirely off-screen and uninteresting to the reader). As such, Adda’s chapters were about as exciting as reading a car manual. They were impossible to follow, poorly described, and entirely uninteresting.
The characters were also just not interesting. The book is 437 pages long and I could hardly begin to describe either main character or why they like each other, much less much interesting about any side character. Adda is reclusive and doesn’t like people, Iridian is social and cares about protecting people….and that’s about it. Their relationship doesn’t go much deeper than memes about friendships between introverts and the one extrovert they like. There are some cute moments, but even the cute moments fall flat because there’s nothing interesting backing them up. The side characters are just the same; I couldn’t tell you any personality traits for anyone else past whether or not they like Iridian and Adda. Pel, Adda’s brother, is the only exception, and he’s about as deep as a kiddie pool: he cares for Adda, is generally likable and good natured, and is a player. It was nice because at least he’s personable, but he also kind of just floated on the edge of scenes to occasionally smile at Adda and call her “Sissey” (which made me cringe every single time).
Furthermore, the drama and writing is just dull. A lot of big things happen with so little fanfare that I almost missed them; they’d either appear out of nowhere and have no impact, they’d be resolved in a sentence or two with no fanfare, or the threat would just kind of…fade away into the background, forever forgotten. The emotions of the characters are never at the forefront, so the impacts of big events are rarely felt. Even when the other is in intense danger, Adda and Iridian never feel particularly worried or panicked. For a huge chunk of the book, Iridian is facing almost certain death, and yet Adda mostly just wandered around in a drug-addled state and occasionally disconnects from the comms and monitoring system to, like, go talk to a pirate for a while, and she never seems to worry that something bad is happening while she’s gone. Death and tragedy are similarly written without impact, so as a reader I felt entirely disconnected from the stakes.
Moreover, the book has so many potentially interesting set-ups and then does nothing with them. For example, there was a major solar system-wide war mere years ago, and Iridian was on the opposite side of the war as all of the other ex-soldiers among the pirate crew. It comes up a lot that Iridian dislikes one person or another for being a former enemy, and she has a lot of strong negative stereotypes about them, and occasionally the two sides glare at each other… but the book never bothers to tell you anything. I don’t know why the war was fought. I don’t know why it ended. I don’t know the positions of either side. I don’t know who won or how it ended. I don’t know anything aside from Iridian’s biases (and to be clear, the book is in 3rd person—it’s not like the narration would have required Iridian herself to stop and give an impartial description of the war) so I don’t know if I should be on her side or not. The book does nothing with this idea despite how often it comes up, so there’s absolutely nothing about the conflict that makes it compelling. It’s just there, adding to the page count of what is already an incredibly boring book.
All in all, Barbary Station was a somewhat paradoxical read: having finished it, and read it quite slowly and methodically to try to follow the convoluted technology plotline, it occurs to me just how little this book said. There’s a lot of words, but so few ideas. There’s no exposition, no characterization, and very little plot—which means that, in the end, there’s just nothing there.
I’m giving this book a 1.5 out of 5 stars, rounded up. I’m tempted to go lower, but the writing is technically fine. I found it boring, but I can at least imagine the person who would enjoy it. I really can’t recommend it, but hey, if you want to read a bunch of space gibberish while occasionally lesbians kiss in the background, have at it.