49 Excuses for Being Really Late: An (extremely silly) guide full of laugh-out-loud excuses and top tips

by James Warwood

Overslept?... Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?... Can't think of anything to say when asked the question 'why are you late'?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late!

Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with being late to class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get away with being late to school.

Recommended Age: 10+

79 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 30, 2016

About the author

James Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).

He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.

James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.

Reviews

[🌶 peppersocks 🧦]

Reflections and lessons learned/the content of this book made me feel…

…that silly statements really can save a day all round sometimes!