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128 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1993
The guy I share my office with had left at five o'clock, after pulling all his usual five o'clock tricks - turning off the air conditioner, turning off the lights, so that seven minutes later I could turn them back on. We go through this every summer. Hunnicker, it has to be reported, is cheap. But then on the other hand, he doesn't charge me rent and I despise petty fights, so we play our little game.
"I better ask you right now what your fee is," she said, "because I haven't got a -"
"Half a pound of lox plus expenses."
"Lox?"
"Smoked Salmon?"
"Oh," she said. "Well... I guess so. I mean if you can wait till next Sunday."
"Then I'll have to have a small can of tuna in advance."
"You're a tough one," she said."