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276 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2016
'Hello,' says the man behind the counter. 'Would you like a bag?'
'Absolutely—with the way today's been going, I can suffocate myself with it later.'
He looks confused for a moment. 'They put little holes in them now,' he says eventually, 'so you can't.'
'Spoilsports.'