Polled Hard: Ravished by the Voting Machine

by Fannie Tucker

Julia planned to watch this train wreck of an election with a martini in her hand, but first she had to stop and do her civic duty. She never imagined that her civic duty might do her! When the voting machine comes to life with an agenda of its own, Julia realizes that no matter which candidate she votes for, she’s screwed.

35 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 2, 2016

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 2 out of 5]

First off, I’m so glad that I wasn’t the only one who had this type of interaction with a voting booth. Was it all bad? Actually no, it was quite good. Ok, that was a joke, but seriously, I’m now petrified to go vote now. Not just because it’s a matter of having to vote for the candidate that I feel will do the least awful job, but now I have to worry about being sodomized when I try to leave the booth. Ouch! So this story was nonexistent. The sex had some interesting tidbits, but it was forgettable, and usually the finale is a lot better, too. I read this title because who in God’s name gets kinky with a polling machine and it piqued my interest? So that’s all for my thoughts. I’d like to now offer up some suggestions for other strange erotica dealing with inanimate objects; a branding iron, a pop tart (the story writes itself), a Game Gear, a plastic army soldier with the left arm broken off, a lint trap, a stuffed koala wearing a Ghostface mask, and last, but not least, a mounted radar gun. Who in the erotica realm wants to take one of my ideas on? Come on, you cowards, this is comedy gold with an absolutely filthy twist!! That’s all…well maybe one more word for the road…sex…

[Jenna Lee · Rating 2 out of 5]

Why am I like this

[getn2shayp_ · Rating 2 out of 5]

mind ya business

Tiktok is wild as hell for this rec😂 if you know me and you see this review…. No you don’t.

[Ariel Kollmansberger · Rating 3 out of 5]

Listen, all I’m saying is if this happened at the voting polls we’d be in a different situation rn 😂😂😂

[Emily Vanderpool · Rating 2 out of 5]

Was weirdly political and really gross, I read this as a joke but still weird

[Aisling · Rating 4 out of 5]

"It appears that either way, you are voting to get fucked."

You know when you read a really heavy book that leaves you completely mentally and emotionally exhausted, so you need something opposite as a palate cleanser? That's this book. It's silly, filled with digs at Bill Clinton, contains a snarky, punny, voting machine, and is surprisingly HOT!

Maybe more Americans would vote if they had access to a Polltron.

[Katie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was the best sentient romance I’ve read so far!

Unlike all the others in this genre I’ve read so far, this was excellent! The plot was cohesive, the writing was edited, and the smut was spicy! Highly recommend if you’re in the mood for something short and wild!

[Curious Weevil · Rating 4 out of 5]

You knew what you were getting into. No surprises here, you're getting what you ordered.

And for what it is, lemme tell you, it made me laugh.

MY 4 star rating is because it DELIVERS on exactly what you expect.

[Kelli · Rating 1 out of 5]

Dude

[Berd ♡ · Rating 1 out of 5]

a zero tbh. Y’all must be running out of ideas in the writers’ room cuz huh ??? And the next one BAGGED BY GROCERIES!? idk why I keep reading these when I know they’ll make me mad😪

[jasmine ❤️‍🔥 · Rating 1 out of 5]

WHAT DID I JUST READ. i can explain. i saw this on tiktok and thought it was funny and read it and now i’m traumatized for life 😭😭 whyyyyyy did i do it bro

[ashlie · Rating 2 out of 5]

if curiosity killed the cat …. i am dead ….. oddly interesting political commentary as well …… i cannot believe this.

[J'Naia Stepp · Rating 3 out of 5]

dang

And it gets wilder. Y’all how do you think of these things? No judgment, I am honestly just curious at this point

[Lyv R · Rating 1 out of 5]

Make America great again and burn this book 🦅🇺🇸

[Alice · Rating 1 out of 5]

I'm so disappointed in humanity

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fannie Tucker never disappoints. I don’t want to spoil anything so you’re going to have to raw read this one. Yeah that’s right, RAW.

Happy voting year. (😭😭)

[Emalyn Palmerton]

If you are nervous about the election just read election smut 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Marissa · Rating 2 out of 5]

Thank you, Oregon for having vote by mail because I don't think I could EVER visit a polling machine after reading this. I need to bleach my brain and eyes now

[Rhia :) · Rating 1 out of 5]

So she was raped by her voting machine is what I’m hearing