The Funniest Joke Book Ever!: Over 500 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends!

by Editors of Portable Press

Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes.

Here’s a sampling:
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.

Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
They taste funny.

Why did the hen scold her chicks?
They were using fowl language.

What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers!

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.

Genres: Humor

96 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 10, 2016

Reviews

[Debbie J · Rating 4 out of 5]

I was delightfully surprised to discover that The Funniest Joke Book Ever is indeed the funniest joke book...I’ve ever read.

My favorites:

“What does a nosy pepper do?”
“Gets jalapeño business.”

“What song do vampires hate?”
“You are My Sunshine.”

“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”
“Someone told him to get a long little doggy.”

Corny, yes, but they do leave you with a grin. Bravo, Bathroom Readers' Institute.

[Tim · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a giveaway from the Bathroom Readers’ Institute and is pretty much what it says it is: about 500 one-liners aimed at kids of all ages. It’s divided into several sections, including space (“Why are E.T.’s eyes so big? He just saw his phone bill.”); food (“What did the frog order at McDonald’s? Flies and a croak.”); elephants (“Why do elephants have a trunk? Because they would look silly carrying a hatbox.”); other animals (“Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.”); general riddles (“Have you heard the joke about the peach? It’s pitiful.”); Knock-Knock jokes (“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.”); music (“Why do bagpipers march when they play? To get away from the noise.”); and others. You get the idea. And those who know me, know I really like cheesy puns. And, in keeping with this tradition, this little book will forthwith be given to my ten-year-old granddaughter Chloe!

[Dorothy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great joke book filled with quick, some times corny, clean jokes. Found it thoroughly enjoyable if you like that type of humor.