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Here Be Dragons

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Original Male Character(s)
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Harry doesn’t want to waste his time investigating illegal dragonhide trading, whether it involves a fetish club in Knockturn Alley or visiting a remote island in Wales. Why the bloody hell does Malfoy always have to be up to something?

32 pages, Free Online Fiction

Published October 26, 2016

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2,504 reviews88 followers
November 11, 2016
Drarry Auror fic

Harry's assigned to investigate a suspected dragon hide smuggler. The investigation necessitates a visit to a BDSM club (where many people wearing the suspected illegally-imported dragon hide have been seen), which was just spectacularly hilariously written.

The bits of the fic at the club, and the bits with the dragons were fantastic. The bits with the actual BDSM felt somewhat forced and awkward. So, overall, 3.5 stars. Rounded up for Ethelinda.

Some Favorite Quotes:
"Nice handcuffs, mate."
Harry had only just set foot in the door. "I'm an Auror. These are standard issue."
"The real thing? Ooh, even better!"

Harry frowned. "I'm from the Auror Department."
"Sure you are! And we've been bad, bad boys, isn't that right?"

"She's usually quite all right as long as you keep her in a good temper and let her do more or less whatever she likes."

"You can't somehow
persuade a dragon to give you its skin because you want to make a pair of poncy boots out of them."
Profile Image for ☾⋆⁺ Nurse After Dark.
1,036 reviews15 followers
January 26, 2024
Content Rating: Explicit
Setting: Post-War
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“Behave yourself,” Harry said sternly. “I don’t want to get a call back here to deal with any trouble.”
“You should come back later when you’re off duty,” Malfoy suggested. “See if you can find a little trouble of your own.”

Spicy goodness <3 I liked the and the nuances of this particular D and H. Delicious!
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