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Fat Bits: A hilarious look at sex.

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Evelyn's biological clock is a time bomb, according to her sister, Joy.

When Joy finds, via the internet, a woman on average has 8 sexual partners before finding Mr Right, Evelyn decides to go fishing.

As her father often says, "There are plenty of fish in the sea." Evelyn just needs to find out if love and sex are related - or even in the same boat.

But, with her sexual education comes her realization, she will need a special kind of lure to land her catch of the day♥



Author interview

Why FAT BITS?

I wrote the book trying to bring a bit of fun to the subject of sex. When A and B don't always go together. There are plenty of titilation books, but FAT BITS is when some things, despite your best efforts go awry. I really enjoy humour and writing humorous books is just about the best occupation a person can get. I laugh at my own jokes, so there is something wrong with me, or my writing is funny. I hope it is the latter.

Is Evelyn based on anyone?

No, not at all. Would you expect me to say anything else! The dating game is fraught with awkward moments. I tried to bring a little light-hearted fun to the proceedings as Evelyn tries to find love. 

Do you have other hilarious fun reads?

Yes. FAT BITS, the humorous side of sex, is one of 8 humorous books in the *Laugh out loud series. They are situation comedy and all a bundle of fun.

300 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 27, 2016

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Hettie Ashwin

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August 13, 2018
Sexual fantasy anecdotes? An easy enough read but one that never really got away from the tawdry to the extraordinary.

At least the formatting has improved dramatically and the instance of missing / wrong words has dropped.
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December 17, 2020
Missed Potential

I was looking for a light funny read, this story line had potential at 1st, but then each chapter was a repeat of the previous with a change of partners......and then it ended.
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October 1, 2025
Didn’t love it didn’t hate it! It was entertaining and adventurous
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