Swiftopia

by Ryan Starbloak

"Don't sing along." Set in a soon-to-be future, Taylor Swift employs hypnotic beats, subliminal messages, and catchy lyrics in favor of quality, thoughtful, mature music that had been anticipated from the aging pop star. The majority of the world's population is transformed into denizens of the woman. After she takes over the world (now referred to as Taylearth), desperate survivors still in control of their humanity eke out their existence waiting to be hunted down by roving gangs of ravenous swifties bent on turning them into mindless zombies like them. But when one of their own falls deeper into a life-threatening illness, a young girl named Leigh Flanagan descends from her mountainous hideaway with her group in order to save the man who may be immune to the effect of Taylor Swift's dangerous recordings. "Swiftopia" is a dystopian satire that likens the ubiquitous state of pop music in our daily lives to a horrific zombie apocalypse.

148 pages, Paperback

Published October 25, 2016

About the author

Ryan Starbloak is author to several books of varying genres, a Youtuber (having first appeared on the medium through Rob Potylo’s Quiet Desperation), and musician from Lynn, Massachusetts. He currently lives in New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Reviews

[Nathaniel · Rating 3 out of 5]

The author's note, or more accurately, the author's letter to the swifties reading the book, solidified what I was thinking. Obviously, this book is satire as a fan base is not a hoard of zombies (for the most part). Realizing this book was published in 2016 as well after 1989 and before Reputation put it into a new perspective. All in all, it's an interesting take on art and how we should view it. I love it for that and I obviously love it for being centered on Taylor Swift.

Now for the reasons this is hyper-specifically a 3.25 for me. To me, it felt like this was a rushed school project. The writing didn't flow and was confusing to follow as I felt things were missed, left out, or incorrectly associated to on the next page. Some of the subject matter was also very off putting, which I will include in the spoiler section below as this is a novella.

Leigh, the main character that was focused on the most as the book went on, was 14 for most of the book. So, why is she the only character swearing until the end when Katy Perry drops the f bomb as well. I actually laughed out loud too when Katy Perry was introduced to the story. That was a wild plot point!

Also, what kind of 14 year old's first concern that repeats 3 or 4 times a theme her concern for being used for breeding!? What a vile way to describe something, especially having it repeat. And pulling the pedophile card out on Liam Bennett, just to say "ha ha" was sort of disgusting as well. I know that might not have been as big an issue in 2016, but a lot has changed and that absolutely does not hold up!

[Mac Spears · Rating 2 out of 5]

I really wanted to like this book! Indie author, funny premise, self effacing sticker in front (‘soon to be rejected as a major motion picture’ ) but it never grabbed me.

The tone oscillated from straight faced, but with a ridiculous premise, to pure lunacy, with over the top behaviours worthy of South Park. EITHER would be acceptable, but it was hard keeping my head in the game.

The writer has admitted in the prolouge that this was an earlier work and that they are suprised it's been their most popular. It sort of shows, in that it DOESN'T. There's lots of telling me what's happening instead of showing me, as well as long blocks of dialouge with no stage direction or descriptions.

Things get glossed over as well, such as the Main charachter killing someone for the first time. Want to know more? Too bad, that's all the narration tells you. It's a sentence in a paragraph that sums up a conflict. I don't get it!

I gave this book an extra star for the bit in the middle that breaks fourth wall and talks about rubber shark pencil clips. If the whole book hewed to this, or maintained something akin to the narrative voice of, say, Douglas Adams or David Wong, I would have been highly reccomending this book.

[Théo Villeneuve · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book actually had a great story, where we have the promotion of Anon and Anna and Lyss having to deal with Emma May Davis who had been exposed multiple times. This book has a great story, where this famous Emma May Davis send out a message that really shows that she is a pedo. 10/10 totally recommend

[anna · Rating 5 out of 5]

the book was okay.. except for some details. i would take out emma may davis, she was hated by everyone. i loved when nonexistentanna and user_anonymous5406 had to stay up really late seeing what she was doing, and judging her immensely. second, i think you should maybe take away the toxicity.

that is all, thank you.

[Reader · Rating 4 out of 5]

I thought this book was hilarious! I could agree with some critiques that it sometimes jumps around a bit, and isn’t very plot heavy. The humor is strong and the characters are interesting. The tidbit about Katy Perry really sold it for me as well. I think other reviewers may be taking this work a bit too seriously. It’s funny, silly, and a thoughtful critique on how we interact with art.

[clay · Rating 5 out of 5]

A very good book. I loved it when Anna and Lyss took over and destroyed the big bad Emma May Davis and exposed her for being a pedophile and a liar.

[David Addonizio · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was ahead of its time. Taylor Swift is an evil human being and must be eradicated from this earth