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Summer 1977: It's no holiday in the sun in Handstead New Town, a north Manchester overspill. Known to the local cops as Horse's Arse, it's preparing to celebrate the Queen's Silver Jubilee. But with football violence, rampant police hooliganism and an expanding LSD market - there'll be a riot going on...Local gangster, Sercan Ozdemir has under-estimated DCI Harrison, head of the CID. Blood on the floor in an interview room is all in a day's work for him. And Ozdemir knows that if his crime family discover he's been doing his own thing, they'll pull his face off. Meanwhile the uniform cops, Psycho, Pizza, The Brothers, Ally and the others, hurl the rule book out of the window and continue to hold the tide of criminal scum at bay for as long as they can in a town they despise...

352 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2008

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Charlie Owen

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Charlie Owen enjoyed a thirty-year career in the police service, serving with two forces in the Home Counties and London, reaching the rank of Inspector. He recently commenced a second career in the security services department of an investment bank. Charlie Owen is married with six children.

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* Handstead New Town Mystery

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993 reviews17 followers
June 13, 2017
A very simple story that isn't delivered well. A far less satisfying read than 'Horse's Arse' and 'Foxtrot Oscar' with inaccuracies (e.g. Owen suggest Sheffield Wednesday's Hillsborough football ground is in Birmingham - someone needs to give him a Geography lesson!)
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23 reviews1 follower
January 4, 2019
Book three great read

Continuation of the story of Handstead cops keeks getting better. Can’t wait to start book 4. The characters keep growing well done Charlie Owen. If you like your police stories with a bit of dark humour then these are definitely for you
Profile Image for Clark Nicol.
36 reviews
May 9, 2025
The first two books were decent, but this was a transparent plot poorly related. The excesses of the coppers so far are barely credible, but the dog handler addition breaches the bounds of credibility. This series has run its course for me now.
241 reviews
October 2, 2025
A great tongue in cheek novel about the British Bobby. Whilst highlighting excesses and non-PC practises it is done in an amusing manner with humour running throughout the book alongside some compassionate moments
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22 reviews
October 1, 2018
If you're a fan of the dark and bloody, and you love a good belly laugh, then this is the one for you!
8 reviews
November 5, 2020
A good 3rd book in the series

I enjoyed the more in depth story line that followed the last book. Another great book in the series. Looking forward to book 4
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6 reviews
March 25, 2025
4.5 - reading this in 2025 for the first time and it holds up. Highly recommend. Great job Charlie Owen.
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63 reviews4 followers
May 24, 2013

Loving this series - so different to others in the same genre. It has a lot of toilet humour, is non pc (excuse the pun!), racist, sexist.....but you can't help but enjoy being in the company of the officers.

Not as many laugh-out-loud moments compared to the previous books in the series, but you begin to get a deeper insight into the characters. It also neatly ties up the storylines and you begin to wonder: as Horse's A$se has sorted out the bad guys, will it now become a normal, more law-abiding society?

Already begun the next in the series to get the answer to that question. I suspect the answer will be a resounding 'no'.

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3,923 reviews141 followers
August 11, 2009
Pizza, Psycho, The Brothers and co return for their third adventure. Although they sound like a bunch of chav wideboys, they're actually the boys in blue for the shitheap town of Handstead. Turkish gangsters, new drugs, football hooligans and the Queen's Jubilee are the elements that they have to contend with. Humourous and crude but still full of heart.
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July 3, 2010
Anyone curently (or formerly) in the Job should read this. A few thousand km and 30 odd years between me and the mythical Handstead does not make this any less reflective of life on the beat. Fantastic.
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22 reviews1 follower
August 27, 2016
Yet another great book from Charlie Owen following the exploits of the cops from Handstead nick. Following on from Foxtrot Oscar our heros find themselves in the middle of the Queens Jubilee celebrations however they have a job to do and again they go after the bad guys and the local scum(less)
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Author 38 books35 followers
October 19, 2016
Great fun. Full of lunatics, psychopaths, sex addicts and idiots - and they're just the police. The criminals are worse.

The Handsworth mentioned in these books is set in North Manchester and has no collection with Handsworth, Birmingham where my novels are set. Where my novels are set.
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3 reviews
June 25, 2012
The Brothers aren't as tough as they make out, they do have a heart! The question is...Will Sercan Ozdemir be feed to the wild russian boars by his Uncle?. Great 3rd book by Charlie Owen!
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480 reviews2 followers
August 17, 2025
Continuing Horse's Arse series - another top read
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