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Homemade Sex Toys: It's Quick, It's Simple, It's Fun
Sex toys aren’t products of the modern age. People have enjoyed them long before the first history records exist. Today, we have a wide palette of joy toys available on the market. Depending on what one wants, there are affordable ones and luxury ones. But the quality of materials sex toys are made of can often be questionable. Plus, many people find going to sex shops somewhat embarrassing. Sharing intimate affinities with strangers isn’t easy for everyone. All these reasons have led to making of this guide. The truth is that every household has a few simple items that can bring you hours of joy. The benefits of making your own sex toys are • You don’t even have to leave your home. • You don’t need to embarrass yourself in front of strangers. • You don’t need to waste time to buy sex toys online. • You don’t need to fear from irritations and allergic reactions to materials. • You don’t need to spend your hard earned money. • Plus, it’s quick, it’s simple, it’s fun. Whether you want just to enjoy yourself or bring new sensations to the bedroom with your partner this book is your powerful ally to do so.
44 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 23, 2016
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October 26, 2022
Why did I read this? Why did I see Amazon suggest this and think to myself, "Why, yes, I shall rent this on Kindle Unlimited and waste a small chunk of my life reading it"? The world may never know. I don't even know, myself.
As humour, this book would be a win. It's awkward to read and amusing to see the peculiar suggestions. As a Kindle book, however, the experience is mediocre (images of pages which fill less than half of each page on the device). And as actual advice, this book feels like it could even err toward being dangerous.
There are so many things in this book which just plain don't seem safe. It suggests wrapping a phone in a condom and calling it, to use as an - ahem - massager. (For the price of replacing your broken/overheated phone after, you could just buy a real one.) Even worse, it suggests wrapping pebbles or a banana and pudding in a condom to insert. Just... no. Don't. The bacterial or yeast infection that'd happen if the rubber broke is not worth it. And for the love of your lady parts (if you have them), do NOT do as it says and stick an electric toothbrush inside of anything other than your mouth.
Those are just a few examples from the female section, by the way. The male section includes such boneheaded advice as sticking a whole melon into a microwave then carving a tunnel into it - I'm sure you can figure out why. Just... no. Don't do that.
They really will publish anything on Kindle.
As humour, this book would be a win. It's awkward to read and amusing to see the peculiar suggestions. As a Kindle book, however, the experience is mediocre (images of pages which fill less than half of each page on the device). And as actual advice, this book feels like it could even err toward being dangerous.
There are so many things in this book which just plain don't seem safe. It suggests wrapping a phone in a condom and calling it, to use as an - ahem - massager. (For the price of replacing your broken/overheated phone after, you could just buy a real one.) Even worse, it suggests wrapping pebbles or a banana and pudding in a condom to insert. Just... no. Don't. The bacterial or yeast infection that'd happen if the rubber broke is not worth it. And for the love of your lady parts (if you have them), do NOT do as it says and stick an electric toothbrush inside of anything other than your mouth.
Those are just a few examples from the female section, by the way. The male section includes such boneheaded advice as sticking a whole melon into a microwave then carving a tunnel into it - I'm sure you can figure out why. Just... no. Don't do that.
They really will publish anything on Kindle.
July 31, 2019
I don’t know what I just read. It did give me a good laugh... 5 out of 5?
November 9, 2017
Hot by mistake but looked at it anyway.. to funny some of the stuff they were talking about honest lol..wouldn’t do any of this stuff..
February 27, 2020
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July 24, 2019To the point, but not detailed enough
Easy steps to follow with pictures, but still left with questions about the details. Still a fun book to read.
Easy steps to follow with pictures, but still left with questions about the details. Still a fun book to read.
November 29, 2019
Juvenile at best
Sophomoric concepts not worth the effort to turn the page. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f.
Sophomoric concepts not worth the effort to turn the page. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f. C.f.
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