Not what I usually pick up, but I want to read loads more books aimed at children.
Half fairy, half vampire, Isadora Moon is given the choice by her fairy mother and vampire father to go either to fairy school or vampire school. She can't decide if she's one or the other. But whatever she is, Pink Rabbit, her best friend, is going with her.
Here's the story:
She tries both schools, first learning wand waving, dancing and making wreaths at fairy school. It doesn't go so well. She bungles her attempt to magic up a cake by making a carrot that grows bat wings and gets bigger and bigger; she's made to wear a tutu in dance class that isn't her favourite black one but instead is fairy-approved pink (which she hates) and makes her dance badly; and while out collecting plants for flower garlands she mistakenly forages a sacred mushroom that makes her skin turn red. Thinking she's really more of a vampire than a fairy, she sleepily goes to vampire school, which takes place at nighttime. She learns to fly, to train bats and groom herself. It doesn't go so well either. Unlike the other vampires, she has wings, but when they all go flying together, everyone else is really fast except Isadora, who just flaps about and crashes into the others; after a break for tomato juice (which she hates), Pink Rabbit wants to play and Isadora's bat, which she's failing to train, gets bored and flies out of an open window with all the other pupil's bats, angering the teacher; and finally, during grooming class, Isadora's wild fairy hair won't be tamed into a slick straight shiny perm like all her peers. She decides she's not a proper vampire or fairy, and is left with the same problem of working out who or what she is.
Then one day she see's the regular school children who pass her house everyday beckon her over to talk to her. They really like her. She decides she wants to go to human school, where her differences are very much admired and appreciated. I love this positive message it ends on. It's a really sweet, funny story.