I’ll start with the mention that there are some slight spoilers in this review, but nothing major. I started this novel in early March and I was sold on the opening line, “Let me tell you about being a hero.”
However, I had to work early the next morning, and reading a book on a work night is the quickest cure for sleep deprivation other than a stiff drink or a six-pack of something strong, and at this point in my early thirties, I was trying to avoid the booze and weed. So I fell asleep reading the opening chapter of Scott Laudati’s “Play The Devil”, which told of a 24-year-old protagonist, Londi, who abandons his academic pursuits once more in hopes of finding the answers to life later. Intrigued, I’d come back to this, because as a three-time college dropout I was hoping Londi might learn something I had not. In the meantime, I had to cherish what time I had asleep, where I could visit my abandoned dreams for three or four hours every night. Five if I was truly lucky. A quote from that first chapter struck me like a sack of hard concrete reality, “Are You A Victim Of Adolescence?”, as I struggled to find the time to make it more than a few pages into a book I was thoroughly enjoying. Here I am, too tired to do something that I enjoy that I usually found relaxing.
I’d attempt the book again in late April and this time make it all the way to the end of second chapter, where the “hero”, a college dropout with a major in attitude and a minor in philosophy (arguably absent nihilism or left accelerationism; I can’t tell if Londi cares whether the world burns or if he’d rather see it burn quicker so he could avoid his duties) would rather drink and smoke and exist than have to work to earn his vices. It’s in this chapter his father demands he cleans the family pool, foreshadowing the personal hell to come for poor Londi. We’re introduced to Frankie Gunnz, a young Italian badass or asshole or both who adheres to a strict code not seen in Jersey since the 1950’s; this guy with an Italian flag tattooed between his shoulders invented the phrase “Fuck around and find out,” long before the next generation had discovered, and if you’ve pissed him off enough that his shirt was off, well, you’re about to find out. Somehow, Frankie has an incredible work ethic that is wasted on a terrible profession that he still treats like it’s the most respected position in New Jersey. That profession? That of a pool boy, and the company is looking for one more body to throw in the pool.
But alas, work got in the way once again. My three, maybe four hours of sleep quietly became two maybe three. Not only was I no longer reading regularly, I was no longer writing either. I had just become a little worker bee, buzzing around someone else’s hive, just to make ends meet and they never ended nor met. This is the third book I read this year. Last year I read forty-six. Last year I wrote full length two novels. This year I’ve written three pieces of flash fiction.
Two months later I finally had a week off to sit back and relax and enjoy a book, so I started “Play The Devil” over and once more it sucked me in. In the first three chapters we find out that Londi was determined to be a writer but wasn’t set on doing the legwork, and higher education seemed to be more a distraction than a solution. He drops out of college, expecting to be missed, only to find no one cares about some abject failure from New Jersey. Not even the family dog cares when Londi’s parents eject him from their home after a drunken night with an old flame. They tell him not to come back until he has a job, and with only a twenty-dollar bill to his name, he takes it as a challenge. It’s either this, or he could be stuck living in the 7/11 parking lot, begging for change, attention, and his youth back from anyone that’ll stop and share a beer and lend an ear like his old friends Lunchbox and Kurt had done. Kurt had just lost his job working with Frankie who now needed a new co-worker, and as Londi was crashing at Frankie’s, it only made sense to take him up on the offer. Very begrudgingly and after a night of partying, Londi accepts the job offer.
The next 24 hours we’re given a glimpse into the life of a suburban pool-boy that who knows he is mentally over-qualified for this hardly appreciated summer job, but he’s also far to lazy to apply himself to anything more fruitful. The next seventeen chapters all take place during a full shift at the company called ‘American Pools’, run by a sleazy man known only as The Boss from a shipping container inside a used car lot, guarded by starved Dobermans even though there isn’t much to steal there anyways other than some toxic chemicals and a beat up pick-up truck. The Boss tasks the two young men with nine different locations to visit and nine different swimming pools in different states of disrepair before they can call it a day. However, before they’ve even left the shop the highly unmotivated Londi is already considering how and when to quit this job. The “Wake-and-bake” session preceding work and between each job certainly did not act as a motivator for Londi, but somehow Frankie never lets anything slow him down.
Each job is broken up into various misanthropic tales of what becomes of your pool after a season of neglect and those brave enough to fix it for ten dollars an hour. The two of them are faced with the constant balancing act of looking like they’re working hard while hardly working. Each job introduces a new dilemma, be it a horrendously ungrateful customer or a horribly deformed swimming pool or both, and each solution never comes as easy as Frankie promises. The two of them have vastly different viewpoints on the situation at hand, but somehow, they manage to get through each task with a puff of weed and a brief drive to reflect on their lives between each job site.
The entire time I was reading this, I couldn’t help but think about my life. Londi is nine years younger than I am now, and I can’t help but see a bit of myself in this character. Except this book has an ending that is somewhat open-ended, and I can’t help but think my life ended a long time ago. What I loved about this book the most was how much it captured the hopelessness of being in your early twenties and finding out that this life we have to work hard for, we have to work hard another sixty years until we can enjoy it. And then our lives are over. What do we have to look forward to when sleep is but a piece of punctuation between each job, and each paycheck is just barely enough to earn the weed and booze we need to fall asleep. Any book that puts the reader in the protagonist’s shoes is gold in my eyes, and this book is damn shiny for that reason.
I’m writing this review with a beer in hand, and I am now convinced that I need to quit my job because I am wasting away and I will never be twenty-four again. This book is a powerful slice of life that makes me hate the nine-to-five almost as much as it makes me hate every unruly customer I’ve dealt with and will continue to deal with, but it also points out the futility of that mindset. I never felt like Londi was making great (let alone good) decisions in his day, but they felt like the real decisions a kid would make. A kid who could have had it all if only he cared enough to have it is no wiser than a spoiled brat with a trust fund, nor is the prior guaranteed to be happier than the latter just because he or she is job-free. However, I resonate more with the hopeless than I do the spoiled, and Londi resonates loudly with the many mistakes he makes in his first day on the job.
Throughout the story there are hints at a larger world that I’m sure the author could revisit and expand upon, but he doesn’t need to. There are so many colorful characters that flesh out these New Jersey suburbs that the environment feels so real you can smell the chlorine and cow shit. They never take the stage for too long to distract you from the protagonists’ agony, but they stick around just long enough to leave an impression. There’s Ralphie, the drunken cop brother-in-law of The Boss who cleans pools for a little extra cash and spends more time mucking up the mucky pools or sleeping near them than working. Lunchbox and Kurt reminded me of Jay and Silent Bob from another New Jersey native’s imagination. There is El Diablo, the pool shark, but not that kind of pool. There is a horny housewife, validating those rumors about the pool boy profession. There’s a group of rich Jersey shore socialites, a war criminal, a rival pool-cleaning company, and even the girls of high school legend all grown up. I don’t know this for sure, but I’d be willing to bet that most of these people are not just figments of Laudati’s imagination but based on very real, not-so-great people.
But just because these people aren’t upstanding citizens, doesn’t mean they’re not real. Even if they are but Scott’s creations, I felt like I’ve met a variant of every character in this book. Even The Beard seemed like someone I regretted knowing back in high school and would still avoid were I to ever go back to my hometown.
I won’t spoil the ending, but by the end of Londi’s horrible day, I felt like he was a hero even if he never meant to be. Maybe that’s because this book made me realize that I’m trading my precious time for a weekly chunk of change. I feel like I am a good example of where this character would go if he was forced to work this same job for another decade, and that does not make me feel good about myself. No, this book inspires me to work on myself instead of working for someone else, and I really appreciated that about “Play The Devil” by Scott Laudati. It makes me feel hopeful knowing Londi got out, and if he can, maybe I can too. His novel reads like a long, sad poem that reminds me to not lose track of the remaining daylight hours left, and instead of smoking myself to sleep I should use those night hours to pursue the dreams I thought I abandoned.
Thank you Scott. I'd recommend this book to anyone who has ever had a summer job they hated, especially when our summers were meant to last forever. You can escape purgatory, you just have to want something better.