Sight Unseen: The Haunting Of Blackstone Manor is a story about ghosts inhabiting a house two ladies are planning to renovate for resale — or “flip” in the current vernacular.
Ghost stories may scare, excite and entertain children, but we’re not children. Moreover, I had recently read and reviewed another ghost story by a well-known and reputable writer which I had found dull and disappointing. And finally, the opening line of this book, Sight Unseen, did not exactly bring the Pulitzer Prize to mind: “Scratch scratch scratch. Scratch scratch. Silence. Scratch scratch scratch.” That’s a direct quote.
You might then wonder why I continued reading Sight Unseen. Well, I found intriguing a few reviewers who were praising an ending they said they didn’t see coming; the book was short, so it wouldn’t be wasting too much of my time; and it was free, so how bad could it be?
Evidently the author took my question as a personal challenge.
It was bad because the author, James Matheson and presumably a male, has created two main female characters, so he has to write how he thinks women talk and act. Thanks to Mr. Matheson’s understanding of the opposite sex, they say gonna and gotta a lot. The girls giggle a lot. There’s an embarrassing reference to a “hot” building contractor’s “buns.” Worst of all, their simplistic dialogue makes the ladies sound like simpletons.
It was bad because his two main characters drink way, way, way too much wine. If he had written his characters as thinking instead of drinking, they might have sounded marginally intelligent. (On second thought, I correct myself. The characters didn’t sound stupid because they were drunk. They sounded stupid because their author is a lousy writer.)
Mostly it was bad because the author created a paint-by-numbers ghost story about things that go bump in the night in a haunted house. And why was the house haunted? Because a family had been murdered there. Sound familiar? Think Stephen King and a hundred other writers. Make that at least a hundred others.
Finally, the few reviewers who said the book had an ending they didn’t see coming need to have their eyes examined.
I challenge you to write a book this bad. I bet you can’t.