I’ve long suspected that people watch TV shows like Hoarders because it allows them to see others that live in houses that are much messier than their own, making them feel better about themselves in comparison.
I’d hate to admit that a similar psychological motivation might be at work when I choose to read these kinds of grammar books. Surely I don’t derive a secret pleasure by thinking that there are some morons out there that can’t figure out the difference between your and you’re. Surely I bought this because I sincerely strive to learn new things, right? And because it was on sale for 2 bucks?
Ok, so I admit that I finally learned the proper use of repress vs suppress. And restive/restless. And wangle/wrangle.
But at least I can still look down on those chuckleheads that mix up cache and cachet, or pour and pore, or say “tow the line” instead of “toe the line.”