Turns out that globe-spanning organizations who've spent billions running the world from the shadows don't just back down when you start poking the hornet's nest. Who knew? They've screwed up, though. Even after all my friends and I have torn down, they continue to underestimate us. We know the truth about them; everything they've done. And we're going to end it.
S.J. Saunders was born in a hospital, grew up in a country, and currently lives in a house. A small percentage of the world's population is related to him, though that number increased slightly when he married a woman. He has likes and dislikes, and is probably above average height.
Now, if that's not enough information to convince you that he's an entirely organic human being and not a flesh-coated robot, I don't know what is!