Holiday Hijinx

by Shara Azod

Who knew hiring a male stripper for the office Christmas party could lead some nice, yet oh so naughty? Dana was determined to attract the very best venture capitalist to invest in Sirens, Inc. Her partners and best friends were determined to make this year's office Christmas party the best one ever. So leaving the two to do their worst, which could be extremely bad, she set out to give the presentation of a lifetime to Ty Lafitte, the most sought after investor in all of Silicon Valley.  Who knew a man worth billions could strip like he was a pro? Who knew a lap dance could lead to forever?   “Dude! You are late! Your costumes were delivered like an hour ago. Come on you can get ready on my office.” Ty wasn't exactly sure what the hell was happening. There hadn’t been time to step off the elevator before a tiny termagant of a human was pulling him along then pushing him into an otherwise empty office, shoving a gym bag in his hands. “Hurry up!” the little woman hissed at him, actually stomping her foot. “Dana will be here in five minutes, the one I sent you a picture of. You remember what she looks like right?” Not giving him time to answer she launched into instructions. “It doesn't matter, she will be the only one seated, I will be standing right behind her. I’m Kimmi by the way, the one who hired you. Just make sure you give her one hell of a show before working the room. We’ve already paid you double so that shouldn’t be a problem, right? I mean, you are bound to get a lot of tips out there. Oh and you are bi right? The guys that are into this kind of thing - you know- you shaking it all over them or whatever, will be up front. Leave the dudes hanging back alone. Are we clear? Good! Now hurry up and get those buns out there. As soon as I see you enter I will start the music.” There was no time to tell the diminutive general who he really was. As soon as she finished talking she was gone, closing the door with authority despite doing so quietly. Yep, he was definitely investing in this company. Hell, he was prepared to give them twice the capital they were asking for. What he couldn’t figure out was whether he was going to march out of the office he was currently standing in the middle of like he had lost every available brain cell in his head, or have a little fun and go out there and play the role. There was a reason Ty kept a very low profile despite his unprecedented success in business. Truthfully, he just didn't want to be bothered with questions and have an exposé done on his background, the Louisiana swamp he crawled out of, or the fact he put himself through college by stripping. This situation would be funny if it was so eerie. It just so happened he could go out there, shake it like they had never seen before, then surprise the three partners with his identity. It would be a great prank. But as Ty began hastily disrobing, he knew the real reason he was doing this. It was Dana. The straight talking, serious pitch woman had piqued his interest beyond her company’s potential growth. As he watched her deal with Dale and Dallas, he found himself fascinated by her. And yeah, he was more than a little interested. His cock had gotten hard by the way she continually slapped down Dale’s insinuations that maybe the apps she was presenting weren't so unique, or that maybe Dana and her partners needed assistance in supervising a growing company. Dale hadn’t even realized how thoroughly she had slit his throat with witty, accurate comebacks. Some flew right over Dale’s head. Dallas had simply sat there and let his counterpart be torn apart rhetorically speaking. Sirens was a company that didn't need Ty, they wanted him. That made a business deal desirable.

54 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 23, 2016

About the author

Shara is- well let's just say touched. Born a Marine brat, Shara is a Navy Veteran with a pathological love for men in uniform, chocolate, and heroes that are maybe a touch psychotic. With over seventy-five books in her backlog, Shara has no intention of slowing down any time soon. She's definitely not safe for work, or the kids, or- you know what? She's just not safe.

Also writes as Allie Blocker.

You can drop Shara a line at shara.azod@gmail.com

Reviews

[Abby G. Amos · Rating 5 out of 5]

Nice Read!

I enjoyed reading this book! I love how someone could be swept off their feet and be in love at first sight! That instant attraction! I think this story was too short because the characters left me wanting so much more! But, I think everyone who reads this book will enjoy it!

[Kim Grimes · Rating 4 out of 5]

I liked it but...

This is a good read with an ideal plot but the story was too short without the level of character development that I appreciate. Otherwise, I would suggest that you read it.

[david l hutchison · Rating 5 out of 5]

A very delightful story

In reading the story it made a lot of sense. The characters were very real and interesting the plot was logical and the conclusion was as it should be. Good story.

[Brenda · Rating 5 out of 5]

hot

[Justine Snagg · Rating 4 out of 5]

A Very Great Book

It was a really good read .short but well written wish there was more to their story, love the characters and their friends.

[Shala Bell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Love at first sight

Ty was a reclusive CEO of a computer started by him and his best friend. Dana went to his office for a meeting and he fell in love. Awesome love story.

[Nycskpe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awe Bebe'

Hot damm! Totally a must read short story. Characters with extreme chemistry. Sexual encounters of the charts, have you wanting more,,, much, much more!

[Lisa Marie Gonzalez · Rating 4 out of 5]

Holiday hijinx

Omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg blistering hot! Panty melt hot. Wow. Dana and Ty. I wanted this story to continue. I'm finding with a lot of these awesome bwwm stories they're just too damn SHORT. I wanted to see him propose. I expect she probably got preggers. I can imagine his amazing joy. This just made me swoon thank you

[Dianne Hart · Rating 5 out of 5]

More

I really enjoyed this book. It needs a little work on proof reading, but all in all it was great. I just wish it was a full novel. There is soooooo much more that could have been written about these characters and I for one would really enjoy reading about them.

[Cheryl Johnson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hot and to the point!

Awesome. I like the background story of female tech business owners. It was different. The main characters were well fleshed out. I'm hoping there are stories for Kimmi, Dallas, Dale and Caro!
Another very good read

[Nichole · Rating 5 out of 5]

Louisiana love

I enjoyed reading how Ty and Dana spent their holiday. I found it cute how her girls, Kimmi and Cora, had her back no matter what. The Epilogue was superb and I didn't need to know anymore. Nice holiday romp!

[Selina Durio · Rating 4 out of 5]

I enjoyed this story, but wanted more. I loved the dynamic between Ty and Dana and how they each had their own group of besties that have their backs. I would love to read more about these characters. I am concerned that there were a number of editing errors.

[Linda D. Christiani · Rating 5 out of 5]

Linda Christiani

Yasssss this author knows how to say merry Christmas love at t sight great romance sex on point I just wish it were longer

[Sonia Bowers · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hot

The book was hot. I was getting hot . I wish I was in her place. My friend likes when I read these books.

[Chelaia Johnson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Whew!!!

Ummm......was not expecting to be so hot and bothered by this book. What else can I say but yummy!!! Wow.

[Nichola Brown Quinn · Rating 5 out of 5]

I just loved Caro"s and Kimmi's reaction to the stripping.

[Michelle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Striped

Very cute story about going to get the one you truly want by any means necessary. This was a quick sensual read and I enjoyed every minute of it.