Review by Grace, age 7, 8/25/18
This is a book about someone who wrote a book about this book. That person's name is Creepella Von Cacklefur. Her grandpa, Grandpa Frankenstein, made an invention that if someone is boring him there's a "borebuster remote." It immobilizes the boring person. There was a red button and a green button. The green button was supposed to bring anything to life, but it still had some glitches. The red button immobilized people. One time at a dinosaur museum a really, really annoying person grabbed the remote because he was being so mean that Grandpa Frankenstein immobilized him. He pushed the green button and it was pointed right at the Spookasaurus. Grandpa said "No, not that one!" The dinosaur came to life, raining bones.
It took them a while but finally they studied that the Von Cacklefur Lullaby could make him in deep sleep forever. And of course they had to fire Geronimo from a mouse canon to sing it while on the dinosaur. And that is enough.
I liked this book because it was silly. I would recommend this book to people who like dinosaurs.