"Ever since my time-machine broke down in the Cretacious era, I have lived amongst these terrible thunderlizards, and I have come to know them quite well. Perhaps too well! This field guide contains more than facts, it contains my own personal opinions. What did the T-Rex smell like? Was the Brachiosaur any good at snorkelling? Could the Yangchuanosaur rollerskate?
READ THIS BOOK AND FIND OUT!
Contained herein are the answers to every single question you've ever had about dinosaurs, plus six additional questions you never even thought of!"
- Colonel Robert Angus McBlasterPants the Third, Self-Proclaimed Dinosaur Expert
I was born not to long ago, and have spent the intervening time drawing cartoons. I think I'm getting pretty good at them! I am fond of flamboyant hats and chocolate"
A very very silly A-to-Z picture book, naming 26 dinosaurs with 'facts' about them, and many mentions of pineapples. Quite amusing, but don't use it as any sort of scientific resource.