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238 pages, Hardcover
First published June 1, 1999


"I cannot understand why we have to do this. We barely had baths three weeks ago!"
"A glister is an awful treatment where water is pumped into one's bowels. It is supposed to relieve them of pain. It causes pain! And one spends the entire day and night sitting on the pot. If I were Queen, I would outlaw glysters."
"'To die in the stool chamber!' She squeezed her eyes shut tight with the horrific and embarrassing vision that must have seared her imagination."
"Kat is mumbling about baths again. The woman is becoming a fanatic. I think we have had half a dozen baths since summer, and that does not include when we went wading in the river at Hatfield. I say why bother to bathe here at Whitehall when everything and everyone stinks? No one will know the difference."
"'And Mary prettier, I believe.' He said this without conviction. Princess Mary would turn twenty-nine in just four days and anyone with a speck of sense knew that no woman grows prettier after twenty-five, and certainly after thirty. It is after thirty that decrepitude begins to set in- unfortunately for women more quickly than for men. "