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Cold Calling
You spend your days staring into a computer screen, trying to sell life insurance to young couples with new babies.
You spend your nights staring into a computer screen, extracting filth from and injecting bile into the internet.
You still live with the same dickhead housemate you went to university with.
Your only respite from computer screens are nights spent getting smashed with him at student bars, watching him prance around, trying to pull much younger girls.
Your life sucks and you suck at it.
One drunken night, you try something new.
Something terrible.
But something that brings you new energy, new drive, new desires.
You start eating the young.
You spend your nights staring into a computer screen, extracting filth from and injecting bile into the internet.
You still live with the same dickhead housemate you went to university with.
Your only respite from computer screens are nights spent getting smashed with him at student bars, watching him prance around, trying to pull much younger girls.
Your life sucks and you suck at it.
One drunken night, you try something new.
Something terrible.
But something that brings you new energy, new drive, new desires.
You start eating the young.
94 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 3, 2017
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About the author
Haydn Wilks
10 books128 followersThe Welsh Irvine Welsh. The ginger Jack Kerouac.
The broke Bret Easton Ellis.
The Sartre of the South Wales Valleys.
A cynical millennial author from Wales whose immense literary talent is only outsized by his overwhelming sense of entitlement.
HAYDN WILKS’ novels include the infanticidal indictment of low-wage late capitalist UK call centers COLD CALLING, the drug-guzzling cryptocurrency-fuelled global sex crime spree of MOON BOYS (a.k.a. $HITCOIN), and the self-aggrandizing / self-loathing gonzo autofictional lockdown novel HIRAETH.
The broke Bret Easton Ellis.
The Sartre of the South Wales Valleys.
A cynical millennial author from Wales whose immense literary talent is only outsized by his overwhelming sense of entitlement.
HAYDN WILKS’ novels include the infanticidal indictment of low-wage late capitalist UK call centers COLD CALLING, the drug-guzzling cryptocurrency-fuelled global sex crime spree of MOON BOYS (a.k.a. $HITCOIN), and the self-aggrandizing / self-loathing gonzo autofictional lockdown novel HIRAETH.
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