Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

Domald Tromp #3

by Chuck Tingle

Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.

Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay Russian dinosaur prostitute action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, facials, watersports and corrupt political figure love.

Genres: Fiction, Adult

35 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 10, 2017

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Colleen Hoover · Rating 5 out of 5]

I think Tarryn Fisher is Chuck Tingle.
In fact, I'm sure of it.

[karen]

is it too late to make chuck tingle president?

[Dan · Rating 3 out of 5]

What does a billionaire do to get his rocks off? When he's Domald Tromp, he goes to Russia, snorts a plate of powdered unicorn horn, and hires a T-Rex prostitute. Of course he does.

I've had a buy-this-for-me shelf for years. When I put Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On on it, Carol took me up on it and became the first second person to actually buy me something.

The lady of the house and I were painting the living room and had some time to kill before the second coat so I knocked this out.

The title is pretty much the plot. Domald Tromp goes to Russia and gets plowed by a T-Rex prostitute, whose accomplice films it. What will they blackmail Tromp to do? Read it and find out.

For monster porn, Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On is about as well-written as it gets. There are some surprisingly tender moments between Domald and the T-Rex after Domald gets his anus torn the hell up and drenched in urine.

I've never had gay sex but I imagine this is a pretty good account of what happens when a man and a dinosaur get down to business. Is it really gay porn if a dinosaur is involved? One of life's great mysteries, I guess.

A special bonus tale sees Domald Tromp as both President of the United States AND the Loch Ness Monster initiating some guy into the ways of dinosaur-on-man gay action.

Both stories were fairly entertaining and surprisingly well-written for what they were. I doubt I'll return to the Tingleverse any time soon but I'm glad I visited. 3 out of 5 stars.

[Elle (ellexamines on TT & Substack)]

No offense but what the fuck is this

[☆ Todd · Rating 3 out of 5]

OMMFG. That was even more disturbing than I thought it might be.

“Fuck me!” I scream, “Fuck me President Loch Ness Tromp! Pound my ass like you’ll pound the ass of all Americans!”

I got nothin'...

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[mark monday · Rating 2 out of 5]

"Now this is the kind of vacation I've been needing," I coo, gazing up with my big round real-estate-tycoon eyes.

Tingleverse is an odd place: a spoiled billionaire American real estate developer-cum-celebrity icon travels millions of miles to Russia, of all places, just to snort illicit unicorn powder in the most exclusive of restaurants and then order up a prehistoric prostitute for a bout of raw-dogging - as if he couldn't do all that back home in the good ole U.S. of A!

"Call me your thunder lizard!" Rombo suddenly demands, taking control in just that way that I like.

Tingleverse is a sexy place: a world where a friendly, studly, open-minded dinosaur prostitute pounds a newly passive billionaire while a talkative Russian cameraman cheerfully videotapes it all. Plus peeing, which is not really my thing, but hey I'm not judging.

"I know this is going to sound kind of strange, but I'm going to need you to run for president now," the dinosaur informs me.

But Tingleverse is also a sweet place: what might have been a squalid bit of sex-and-blackmail ends ends up being sex-positive, life-affirming romance. One where a spoiled billionaire resolutely rejects running for president in favor of exploring a new relationship with sexy green friend.


Includes a bonus story: President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt.

What was once something of a joke about the political climate and an absurdist commentary on celebrity culture has suddenly evolved, becoming all too real.

This bonus story is set in a dimension quite different than the previous one; in this world, Tromp is a domineering top. But before America gets its long-overdue pounding, a certain young journalist finds himself suddenly submissive, cowed and turned on by the hot presidential hopeful from Loch Ness; and so he inevitably presents rearward. Attention all purveyors of fake news: you have been duly warned!

"You're just what this country needs," I tell the monster.

Both stories are basically worth a shrug, but they have their moments of clever satire, in between all of the pounding.

[Jonathan · Rating 4 out of 5]

I love Chuck Tingle and everything he stands for.

I mean, this is just wonderful: http://www.buttbart.com/

[Aeren · Rating 3 out of 5]

Me he reido lo que no está escrito XD

[Heather the Queen of (Smut)Books]

OMG...this shit right here tho! *dead*

[Fredegar Bolger · Rating 3 out of 5]

Urm...

In what will go down as one of my finest blonde moments, I downloaded this after Mr Tingle did an AMA on Reddit. I had sore ribs at the time... from laughing. I, apparently, was suddenly inspired in that moment to read a Chuck Tingle. Not knowing what these books were about, and clearly having picked up absolutely no clues from said AMA, I proceeded to the Kindle store where I selected a random Chuck Tingle title - again not deducing any clues as to the genre from the book's title - and thrust my finger at the 1-Click Buy button.

Bam!

What proceeded was about 30 minutes of non-stop laughter followed closely by mute, horrified silence. Intent on identifying what I was reading, it suddenly hit me: I was reading gay porn.

Of course, I then did the most obvious thing: I read the book in its entirety.

3 stars reflects an average. There were huge portions of 5 star comedy, and honestly really good writing, followed by the most shocking display of writing while high on meth and viagra.

Mr Tingle is actually a good writer. If he just took the time to write a serious book it would likely be a killer. But he seems to have, I dunno, ADHD and a furious addiction to porn.

I suspect he probably writes seriously under another pseudonym, and delves into this Chuck Tingle character when he needs a break from reality.. and is horny.

[Clumsy Storyteller]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Hilarious!

[Leonie]

„I’ve just arrived from the United States and I’m looking to do something fucked up. My name is Domald Tromp and I’m very, very rich.”

What a better way to start then with this insightful quote?

I will take you through the very intricate plot of this book step by step. If you‘re sensitive to... how do I phrase this... some very kinky stuff going on or you‘re just not old enough, I‘d highly advise you to get away from this review and this book as fast as you can. (It‘s what I should have done, not gonna lie)

We have our main character, a self-proclaimed asshole, the one and only Dom Tromp, who goes to Russia to do something wild and weird. That leads him to his, and I quote, „prehistoric prostitue“ (what a beautiful alliteration the author used there), a green T-Rex.

„I get that, explains Rombo, but we’re sex positive here. If it’s legal then we don’t judge.“

When a freaking dinosaur is more sex-positive than most female main characters in older romance and YA books... 🥲

Dom and his Rombo go at it and they‘re not pulling any punches. We’ve got butt pounding, BJs and even some bodily fluid action. However, THERE IS A CATCH! Because it turns out that the man who has been filming their sexual encounter the entire time isn‘t doing it for Dom‘s private collection, but to blackmail him!?! Who would have thought???

„And once I’m president of the United States?” I question. ​“You’ll do exactly what we say,” replies Rombo, coldly. “We’ll be in touch.”

What a plottwist! I was so shocked, my chin dropped to the floor, I‘m telling you it‘s 100% what happened.

But THEN another turn and Rombo reveals his change of heart because he is in love with the man he met literally 5 minutes ago and he decides not to force him to become president. They want to be together and show all the other versions of Dom Tromp what a good person he can be.

„In this layer of The Tingleverse, we’ve got each other. In this layer you realize that all of this thrill seeking is an attempt to fill a black hole deep down within your rotten heart. In this layer, you change.” ​With that, Rombo rushes back into the room and wraps his arms around me, kissing me passionately on the mouth.

Aww... swoon 🥰 and they say romance is dead!!!

What did we learn from this story? I think the lesson is that all we need to do is wait for our green dinosaur to come along and show us that love conquers all. That is it for now, just have to go bleach my eyes, brb. 🥲

[Kiku · Rating 4 out of 5]

First of all, I can't believe that listening to someone read this book actually counts toward my yearly books read, but there you have it.

Maybe I'm just desensitized, or I went into this expecting, well...exactly what the title said to expect, but one thing I will remember is the idea of a man being flipped over by tiny T-Rex arms to then be pounded in the butt.

[melissa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Just a little late romancey Valentine's feel good kinda story.

Who the fuck am I kidding? Yes, this is as ridiculous as it sounds.

Ridiculously awesome!

[ke-sha]

There are no words. I'm so disturbed.
Hey, that rhymed. Goodbye!

Even though I don't like "Water Sports" I read this book anyway. It was intriguing as are all Chuck Tingle books (That I've read so far) and well written. Just gotta say no to the "Water Sports".

[Rosey Waters · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ah, if only, if only Chuck Tingle.

[Eliza Davis · Rating 4 out of 5]

perhaps abrasive of me to give any less than 5 stars to a book that does exactly what it says on the tin such as this, but i was left wanting more plot-wise! perhaps the storyline was not the focal point of this book anyway. as far as t-rex on president action goes it was doubtlessly the best i've read to date.

[Mick · Rating 1 out of 5]

I have some regrets... i just had to
Wtf

[Jillfill · Rating 1 out of 5]

since its april fools day ill just say i read this as a joke

[Paige Taylor · Rating 2 out of 5]

I mean it really doesn’t sound that far off..

[Kat]

Turns out the big bad thunder lizard wasn’t so bad after all… except for the prehistoric prostitute piss, that sort of was a crime ngl.

[kathryn aka swag]

Never would I have thought a Russian prehistoric prostitute could be so loving but here I am extremely traumatized

[Zee · Rating 4 out of 5]

CHUCK TINGLE NAILS DONALD SO WELL IT'S CREEPY AND I LOVE IT! This book was something else, and apart from being hilarious, the ending was actually so serious. Thank you, Dr. Tingle, for another reminder that love is the answer.

[Hannah · Rating 4 out of 5]

I cannot believe that the Tingleverse is a thing. MCU? DCEU? They have nothing on this. Anyone who needs a break from all the craziness that is the political climate, please give this a read, or find Mark Oshiro on YouTube reading it to a live audience. I guarantee you'll be crying with laughter.

[Shanna Matheo]

Whahahahahahahaha... I mean... whahahahahahahaha. Wait hold up, hold up... What I'm trying to say is whahahahahahahahaha!!

[Yacin · Rating 1 out of 5]

VERY UNPATRIOTIC. DOMALD IS OUR PRECEDENT EVEN IF HE LIKES TO BE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY DINOSAURS WHICH DEF LIVED WITH HUMANS SO THAT'S OK.

[tessa]

My kind of book 😉

[Zara · Rating 1 out of 5]

I’m... WHY DOES THIS EXIST

[Elle · Rating 1 out of 5]

read this for shits and giggles and for my friend, jess, who recommended this to me... i am now traumatized 😃 (but surprisingly this has funny parts in it)

[Darth C · Rating 5 out of 5]

Reading this book felt like free-falling down an escalator made of lube while a T-Rex in Armani roared encouragement from the top. Domald Tromp struts into Russia declaring, “I’m rich and bored, give me something messed up,” and boy does Chuck Tingle deliver: within minutes, we’re knee-deep in a piss-soaked blackmail plot starring a Russian dinosaur with the confidence of a Bond villain and the bladder of Niagara Falls. Just when you think it can’t get more deranged, Tromp shapeshifts into the Loch Ness Monster to literally pound America mid-campaign trail, and I, dear reader…. I achieved astral projection.

This isn’t erotica, it’s political satire duct-taped to a Slip ’N Slide of pure chaos. It’s grotesque, it’s glorious, and it might actually be the funniest piece of performance art ever disguised as a book. Five stars, would read aloud at a presidential debate.