I'm so conflicted about how this all went down.
"Can you stall him? Please?"
"Gaze up adoringly at him. Like you did when you first arrived. Call him Gwynn, mighty king of the Fae. He loves that."
If you'd asked me a few years ago what series to start with, as an Armstrong newbie, I probably would've recommended Cainsville. Mostly because it wasn't a giant commitment like The Women of the Otherworld series, it wasn't one of her YA supernatural books, and it seemed dark and edgy and sexy. But that was until book four. And my doubts had started to creep in around the third. After this wrap-up? I wonder what the point of extending this series, aka being more than trilogy, even was.
It was a Gabriel hug -- an awkward embrace that feels more like restraint. I swore he counted to three before letting go. But then he reached out and patted my back, the kind of "there, there" comfort you give a child who has scraped her knee, and I had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing through my tears.
But there were some really excellent factors. Gabriel. You'll see a lot of Gabriel quotes because I'm trash for him. Seeing Gabriel's progression over the course of the books, which probably still could've been demonstrated in three, was amazing. He's my precious. I was never a fan of Ricky, mostly because I knew he was only a distraction, and after that little reveal at the end.. I feel vindicated. But also, really? Really? All this time and.. arg. Which kind of mirrors my feelings about the ending but hold up I'll get there.
For Gabriel, eating cookies for breakfast was indeed seizing the day.
And about that ending? I just can't even. Five books, people. That basically just culminated in a rehashing of everything from the first four into the last one. Forcing us to endure the recap show we never wanted because five books. And the Big Bad? I.. I don't know. One was let off the hook and we're meant to feel sorry for them, and the other was almost.. too big? Too bad? And eventually you can't be impressed with phenomenal crafty cosmic power.
Gabriel was bluffing about the sedatives. He certainly didn't keep them on hand. If he did, there'd be far too much temptation to use them on far too many people.
I'm such a huge fan of this author, my collection of her books is ridiculous, I will never stop reading her, but this was a story that I feel kind of got away from her. Or maybe just me. But I also found the style, the way things unfolded, the way things were constantly stated/explained instead of just done or shown.. I don't know. It sometimes felt very much like being spoon-fed. I never felt challenged, and yet things still managed to feel overly complicated and confusing for no reason.
"Dryads. Why does it have to be dryads? [You know, from] Raiders of the Lost Ark?"
"Is that a book?"
"We have serious father-son bonding time to catch up on. We'll start with movie nights."
But then we'd have a bickery bantery scene between Gabriel and Patrick (shoutout to that novella that featured them almost exclusively and which I looooved), or some sweet moment between Gabe and Liv (so fucking overdue), or.. oh, maybe that's really it. We did have two new-to-us characters introduced in RITUALS that I fell in love with too, though. But of course we didn't get much of them being as this is the end.
"She's bound."
"How else could we make sure she stayed put?"
"And gagged."
"You've met her. Can you blame us?"
One of my hopes for this book, which I put in a status update, was that we were owed a lot of Gabe & Liv sexytimes. And we did get them. But also.. not? How is it that we were forced to endure aaall sorts of Liv & Ricky naked shenanigans over the course of four books and yet I felt like the ones between the OTP were.. half-assed? Am I wrong? I need someone to chime in on this.
".. we were just attacked by the [blank] and fell through three floors, and this may not be the time to discuss my love life."
"Love life. You said love life. Not sex life. Meaning it wasn't a heat-of-the-moment tryst followed by oh-no-we-really-shouldn't followed by another whoops-- yes, I write romances."
Anyway, suffice it to say, this isn't a series I'll be rereading or keeping on my shelf. I am mostly satisfied by the way things resolved for the love triangle, but hugely unsatisfied at the same time because.. it was obvious, and very underwhelmed that five years of waiting for each release has come to this. With that final chapter. And not even a damn epilogue.
2.75? 3?