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The Werewolf Chronicles - Complete Trilogy
For the first time ever, The Werewolf Chronicles is bundled into this neat little package. Speaking of packages, how about that Ryan Gosling? What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Own: An Even Newer Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf Games together for the first time. The complete saga of ridiculousness awaits you…Don’t believe me, read these reviews:
"F*** you, I'm not reading that!" - Newsweek
"Guy! you can't jerk-off in here!" - Manager of Arby's
“Better than Obama-care!” – John McCain
“This is the greatest piece of literature ever written. It exemplifies the courage of America.” – President Obama (At least he told me he was…Is President Obama a 40-year old white homeless man who lives behind a Shell station? It probably wasn't him.)
“Sir, I've already told you. You cannot jerk-off in Arby’s. If you’re not going to zip up your pants and order an Arby-Melt, you’re going to have to leave.” – Arby’s Manager.
“I don’t feel so good. Did you put something in my drink?” – Bradley Cooper
An Even Newer Moon: Two werewolves begin a wacky adventure to acquire some cheesy snacks. Friends become enemies and enemies become friends in this fun musical adventure. Werewolves and vampires must learn to work together and put their differences aside to survive their journey. To obtain the desired cheesy snacks, the wolf-men must give up more than they bargained for, which will lead to an epic battle to end all battles. They come across vampires, sea “creatures,” a professional figure skater, wizards and even a few Oscar winning actors during their journey. Read this soon to be hit Broadway play, I’m only assuming, before witnessing the hilarious journey on stage.
The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries: Everyone's favorite werewolves and vampires plan a heist to steal some valuable possessions. Expect the unexpected as the group once again encounter celebrities and creatures on their epic journey. Will this dangerous mission be the end of our heroic group? Will Robert Pattinson finally let the truth come out? All questions will be answered...maybe... in this amazingly entertaining sequel to the "breakout" hit "An Even Newer Moon." If you liked the first one, you will love "The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries!"
The Hungry Werewolf Games: An Olympic figure skater has raised the dead in attempt to rule the world. It’s up to your favorite team of: werewolves, vampires and Hollywood movie stars to save the world. Can Gary and his loyal followers finally rid the world his enemies? Every question will be answered, unlike in Lost. Warning to all you people who were offended by the last two stories: This book is offensive, you will be offended! This is not like Twilight! If you love Twilight, you probably won’t like this. You will be uncomfortable and cringe while reading this. Do not buy this if you are sensitive, it is not politically correct. I don’t know how many more ways to say this. However, if you like to laugh and like silly comedy, buy this, you won’t regret it. You should read this now so when it is made into a movie you can say, “I liked the book better.”
"F*** you, I'm not reading that!" - Newsweek
"Guy! you can't jerk-off in here!" - Manager of Arby's
“Better than Obama-care!” – John McCain
“This is the greatest piece of literature ever written. It exemplifies the courage of America.” – President Obama (At least he told me he was…Is President Obama a 40-year old white homeless man who lives behind a Shell station? It probably wasn't him.)
“Sir, I've already told you. You cannot jerk-off in Arby’s. If you’re not going to zip up your pants and order an Arby-Melt, you’re going to have to leave.” – Arby’s Manager.
“I don’t feel so good. Did you put something in my drink?” – Bradley Cooper
An Even Newer Moon: Two werewolves begin a wacky adventure to acquire some cheesy snacks. Friends become enemies and enemies become friends in this fun musical adventure. Werewolves and vampires must learn to work together and put their differences aside to survive their journey. To obtain the desired cheesy snacks, the wolf-men must give up more than they bargained for, which will lead to an epic battle to end all battles. They come across vampires, sea “creatures,” a professional figure skater, wizards and even a few Oscar winning actors during their journey. Read this soon to be hit Broadway play, I’m only assuming, before witnessing the hilarious journey on stage.
The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries: Everyone's favorite werewolves and vampires plan a heist to steal some valuable possessions. Expect the unexpected as the group once again encounter celebrities and creatures on their epic journey. Will this dangerous mission be the end of our heroic group? Will Robert Pattinson finally let the truth come out? All questions will be answered...maybe... in this amazingly entertaining sequel to the "breakout" hit "An Even Newer Moon." If you liked the first one, you will love "The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries!"
The Hungry Werewolf Games: An Olympic figure skater has raised the dead in attempt to rule the world. It’s up to your favorite team of: werewolves, vampires and Hollywood movie stars to save the world. Can Gary and his loyal followers finally rid the world his enemies? Every question will be answered, unlike in Lost. Warning to all you people who were offended by the last two stories: This book is offensive, you will be offended! This is not like Twilight! If you love Twilight, you probably won’t like this. You will be uncomfortable and cringe while reading this. Do not buy this if you are sensitive, it is not politically correct. I don’t know how many more ways to say this. However, if you like to laugh and like silly comedy, buy this, you won’t regret it. You should read this now so when it is made into a movie you can say, “I liked the book better.”
121 pages, Paperback
First published October 25, 2013
282 people want to read
About the author
Joshua Vine
13 books33 followersJoshua Vine is the published author a growing library of stories. Although known for a drastic contrast of humor and darkness, Joshua Vine enjoys writing all genres possible.
Vine was first published in 2012 with his musical/play short story, An Even Newer Moon. Quickly afterwards, An Even Newer Moon was joined by two sequels to create a trilogy known as The Werewolf Chronicles.
The first non-humor book published by Vine was Edge of Consciousness, a dark and disturbing novel about the fragility of the human mind. A follow-up in this genre for Vine was, The Blood You Owe, which is an interesting look into the mind of a beginner murderer.
Vine's intention is never to offend or upset anyone, but he feels that life and humor must push the boundaries of main-stream. Without new limits, everything remains the same and society cannot evolve.
2012:
An Even Newer Moon: This book was written in a play/musical style. It is perceived as offensive by many people, so only those with an evolved sense of humor can truly enjoy this.
Edge of Consciousness: Joshua Vine's first full-length novel. The content comes from a very dark place in his mind. A place of confusion and depression.
The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries: Joshua Vine never intended 'An Even Newer Moon' to have a sequel, but once this was started , It would clearly turn into a trilogy. This was written with the same controversial humor, but was not written in musical form. It was still, however, written in 'play' format.
2013:
The Hungry Werewolf Games: This wrapped up the series of controversial stories. It was never meant to be taken seriously, it was just intended to give the readers a quick laugh, then move on with their life.
The Blood You Owe: Joshua Vine's second full-length novel. This began from the left-over feelings that he had after writing 'Edge of Consciousness'. He didn't intend to write another dark and disturbing book, but you can't always control your thoughts or destiny. In his opinion, this was the deepest, most meaningful story he'd ever written. It follows the mind of a demented murderer on the last days of his life. The main character was never given a name, because Vine wanted the readers to identify with him, and read it like it was their own thoughts.
Game of Thorns: This was what is sounds like, a Game of Thrones spoof. It was a comedy that follows the insane adventures of Donald Greenleaf. This book was written with his brother as the co-author. This wasn't written as a serious piece of literature, it's just for fun and laughs.
The Werewolf Chronicles - Complete Trilogy: This includes: An Even Newer Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf games, all in one book.
2014:
Elegantly Chaotic - Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone...or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads.
2015:
Fight or Feast: A Song of Procrastination - In this eagerly awaited sequel to Game of Thorns, Joshua and Greg Vine have created a work of unsurpassed vision, power and imagination... Or maybe not, perhaps it's just more nonsense and severed penises.
2016:
Fight or Feast: Lord of Swords - The entire remastered version of the wacky story originally titled “Game of Thorns”. Along with this original masterpiece is a brand new story called “A Dance without Dragons”, and the bonus short story, “Crab-dude.”
2020:
Time Traveling Tabbies: Project Roswell - The first adventure of two tabby cats that travel through time to solve the mysteries of the world. Together, Bandit (an old grouchy
Vine was first published in 2012 with his musical/play short story, An Even Newer Moon. Quickly afterwards, An Even Newer Moon was joined by two sequels to create a trilogy known as The Werewolf Chronicles.
The first non-humor book published by Vine was Edge of Consciousness, a dark and disturbing novel about the fragility of the human mind. A follow-up in this genre for Vine was, The Blood You Owe, which is an interesting look into the mind of a beginner murderer.
Vine's intention is never to offend or upset anyone, but he feels that life and humor must push the boundaries of main-stream. Without new limits, everything remains the same and society cannot evolve.
2012:
An Even Newer Moon: This book was written in a play/musical style. It is perceived as offensive by many people, so only those with an evolved sense of humor can truly enjoy this.
Edge of Consciousness: Joshua Vine's first full-length novel. The content comes from a very dark place in his mind. A place of confusion and depression.
The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries: Joshua Vine never intended 'An Even Newer Moon' to have a sequel, but once this was started , It would clearly turn into a trilogy. This was written with the same controversial humor, but was not written in musical form. It was still, however, written in 'play' format.
2013:
The Hungry Werewolf Games: This wrapped up the series of controversial stories. It was never meant to be taken seriously, it was just intended to give the readers a quick laugh, then move on with their life.
The Blood You Owe: Joshua Vine's second full-length novel. This began from the left-over feelings that he had after writing 'Edge of Consciousness'. He didn't intend to write another dark and disturbing book, but you can't always control your thoughts or destiny. In his opinion, this was the deepest, most meaningful story he'd ever written. It follows the mind of a demented murderer on the last days of his life. The main character was never given a name, because Vine wanted the readers to identify with him, and read it like it was their own thoughts.
Game of Thorns: This was what is sounds like, a Game of Thrones spoof. It was a comedy that follows the insane adventures of Donald Greenleaf. This book was written with his brother as the co-author. This wasn't written as a serious piece of literature, it's just for fun and laughs.
The Werewolf Chronicles - Complete Trilogy: This includes: An Even Newer Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf games, all in one book.
2014:
Elegantly Chaotic - Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone...or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads.
2015:
Fight or Feast: A Song of Procrastination - In this eagerly awaited sequel to Game of Thorns, Joshua and Greg Vine have created a work of unsurpassed vision, power and imagination... Or maybe not, perhaps it's just more nonsense and severed penises.
2016:
Fight or Feast: Lord of Swords - The entire remastered version of the wacky story originally titled “Game of Thorns”. Along with this original masterpiece is a brand new story called “A Dance without Dragons”, and the bonus short story, “Crab-dude.”
2020:
Time Traveling Tabbies: Project Roswell - The first adventure of two tabby cats that travel through time to solve the mysteries of the world. Together, Bandit (an old grouchy
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