Extremely immature New Adult protagonists
Alice and Jack have friend-zoned each other ever since they first met during their freshman year in college. They are currently juniors, and during the entire past two years, promiscuous Jack has been having sex with an endless string of college girls. Whenever he gets tired of his latest fling, he avoids any semblance of integrity by dumping her via ghosting. Meanwhile, Alice has been longing to become Jack's girlfriend this whole time but has settled for providing him with uncomplicated, platonic, confidante companionship. Unlike Jack, she has not been promiscuous, but she has had several different boyfriends with whom she has been sexually intimate.
In the opening scene of this novel, the day has at long last arrived that both of them have suddenly become romantically unencumbered at the same moment. Alice decides she's tired of the status quo and grabs Jack and kisses him, as her opening salvo in a quest to become his significant other. Jack rebuffs her by claiming that he doesn't want to mess up their friendship with sex. Alice races home to wail about her huge disappointment to her two roommates, who are her BFFs. With their emotional support, Alice comes up with a callous plot to date a fellow basketball player on Jack's college team, solely in order to make Jack jealous. Unfortunately, her victim is not made privy to the fact that she doesn't care about him. Because this isn't a fake dating plot, Alice doesn't make a fake dating arrangement with him and ultimately fall for the poor guy. Which is sad, because almost anyone would be an improvement over Casanova Jack.
I personally find it extremely difficult to enjoy a novel that is advertised as a romance when the two main protagonists are immature and amoral. Jack is a misogynistic narcissist, whose entire approach to women, including Alice, is to take what he can get, with no sense that anything is required of him other than allowing women to adore him. Alice is a toxic combination of ridiculously naive dreamer and egotistical user. She is naive in her nonsensical assumption that she has the one "magical vagina" in the world that is capable of transforming manwhore Jack into a happily monogamous mate. She is egotistically callous in her plan to use another human being to further her selfish plan to play mind games with Jack.
I obtained the audiobook version of this chick-lit romance for 99¢ through Chirp. Unfortunately, the narration is so painfully plodding, I had to set the speed multiple notches forward to help me struggle through to the end of this book.