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77 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1995
BUFF: Every morning while I'm doing my abs I check out Sesame Street. There's this babe on the show, she's like a total fox. Saw her on a porn site.It is, thus, very lifelike; it reminded me of Chekhov in the way that these young people dance all around their issues and problems without actually making a move to do anything about them. Indeed, just before the above exchange, Jeff says:
JEFF: An actress on Sesame Street is on a porn site? What's her name?
BUFF: "Tiffany," "Brianna." I don't know, man! I saw it, with my own dick. There's this website, I charge it to my mom's phone? Unlimited porn links. Surf the net with one hand, choke the chicken with the other. Hey, speaking of choking the chicken, guess who I saw at the mall yesterday? "The Duck."
JEFF: "The Duck"?
BUFF: Remember? The guy who could blow himself.
JEFF: Oh God, right! What was he doing at the mall? Still blowing himself?
BUFF: Giving out pamphlets man. He's a yoga instructor now.
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JEFF: Remember Fred Pierce? Buff says he's gay now.
TIM: Fred Pierce was the best running back we had, no way is he a fag.
BUFF: Yeah, well he isn't running anymore. He's in Marcy Memorial. Something's wrong with him.
It's my duty as a human being to get pissed off. Not that it makes any difference in the first place. Nothing ever f**g changes. Fifty years from now, we'll all be dead and there'll be new people standing in this same spot drinking beer and eating pizza, bitching and moaning about the price of Oreos and they won't even know we were ever here. And fifty years after that, those suckers will be dust and bones.Pony's entrance with his gorgeous blonde publicist Erica, near the end of Act One, sends the play in a different, troublesome direction, however. Suddenly Bogosian wants us to believe not only that this one kid could make good, which is plausible, but that all the rest can find transformation in a single night as well. Erica comes on to the drunk and sullen Tim; Pony comes on to Sooze; Buff, the very epitome of slackerdom, is offered a gig making videos in Hollywood. Plus a whole bunch of melodramatic stuff involving assault, guns, and drug overdoses that I don't want to detail lest I give some of the plot's surprises away. Are we really supposed to believe all of this? I know I didn't: the lyrical, wistful exploration of the latest lost generation has given way to LaLaLand soap.