What do you think?
Rate this book


197 pages, Paperback
Published January 16, 2017



Everyone here asked me to play a song, so I did.Hallelujuah!
Unfortunately, all Sky Fighters were under a curse placed on them by the Python Demons. This curse forced all Sky Fighters to consume the flesh of their own species (In our case, humans) at least once a week. This was known as the Curse of Cannibalism. It was not something often openly discussed by Sky Fighters due to its notoriety.This fact is shortly confirmed by the Sky Fighters's leader, Mantecado, as a true thing that has been in effect for years. You'd think this might have been mentioned earlier in the series. I mean, it fits, because it occurs to me that the Sky Fighters have up until now committed at least TWO (2) acts of mass murder: (spoilers from past books) So the fact that all Sky Fighters HAVE TO EAT THE FLESH OF THEIR OWN SPECIES EVERY WEEK, while surprising, may not be a complete departure.
Future Traductus jumped onto the head of Pocahontas, who had not been seen since 1993. But this time, she was a real person, and not a cartoon!ROMANCE!
By this time, it was getting dark, so she and I went inside and played on the PlayStation for a while. Then, we got tired of doing this, so we went to my bedroom and made out for a while. Well, we did a little more than just make out. In fact, she and I became rather intimate with each other.POLITICS!
Well, it was the end of February now, and I was becoming rather bored. Election Day was coming up this year, and in the last election, George W. Bush, the son of George H. W. Bush had won the election. The Collective Soul Squad had captured Osama Bin Laden 2 years ago. He was the person behind the 9/11 Attacks. His approval rating was pretty bad, but it could only get worse, as he was doing practically nothing to help America.DIALECTS! LGBT REPRESENTATION!
“Da winner of dis year’s Gasping Contest is…” Michelle and I both had our fingers crossed. “Da person over dere with da black Armani Suit and da matching black fedora hat!” Mondo gestured to someone who was conversing on a Bell Atlantic Mobile Cell Phone. Everyone cheered this person on, though no one seemed to be able to tell what their gender was!GEOLOGY!
A large active volcano fell on top of Jon, causing 10000 damage to him. Then, Jon was catapulted from the volcano, along with a burst of molten lava, causing another 15000 damage to him.FEMINISM!
“It’s nice to see a female Sky Fighter holding her own against a male Sky Fighter so well!” Maya added.9/11 TRIBUTE!
. . .
“Pretty good for a lady!” Bon Jovi said to Karen.
. . .
“Wow, Maya! These female Sky Fighters must have trained really hard if they’re THIS strong!” Gregoroth said to Maya.
But when September came along, the Sky Queen (My Mom) told the American people (Including president George Bush) that she wanted the Sky Fighters to be permitted to help honor September 11th, by having her Sky Fighters be the ones to illuminate Ground Zero (The place where the World Trade Center sky scrapers) once stood. President Bush reluctantly agreed to this, but only because the Sky Queen told him that her Elite Sky Fighters (The Collective Soul Squad) was only one or two steps away from finishing off Al Quada.Best of all, is the explosive finish, the battle we’ve all been waiting for, the final (?) showdown between the cannibalistic, crowd-murdering Sky Fighters and the "Because we're evil!!" Python Demons . . .
As Meh-Meh cackled evilly, Kevin Savage, along with several other Python Demons, went to a huge underground metal chamber, where they unloaded the very same submarine-shaped UFO which once attacked Thriftway back in 1993! Once it had been activated and such, Meh-Meh, Kevin AKA the Jersey Devil, another powerful-looking henchman mounted on a rhino, some clowns, cockroaches, more Python Demons, goblins, ogres, and several other ugly races all got on board the submarine UFO warship.Ooh, this is gonna be lit, yo!