"Getting your teeth cleaned can be pretty humbling. The best-case scenario is that you follow a hillbilly."
Such is the tongue-in-cheek advice from father/author to son in "Backseat Wit and Wisdom from Father to Son," a hilarious how-to (and how-to-not) guidebook from humorist Jeff Mudd. Written in a decidedly deadpan fashion, the book gives timeless tips and fair warnings to Mudd's two young sons (and most any son) on the mountains and molehills of life spanning from late grade-school to early fatherhood.
Climb into "Backseat Driver..." and enjoy the ride.