What do you think?
Rate this book


509 pages, Hardcover
First published November 6, 2018
Broteer Furro, aka Venture SmithWell, that turned out insipidly and not half as fun as I hoped it would be, but that's what happens when you procrastinate reviewing. XD Note The second song in Washington's biography is rather lewd and graphic and entirely unnecessary. There were no Good Old Days™.
From prince to slave to lover to father to well-respected real estate monger. This man faced so much in prejudice and hardship that I'm honestly not certain he noticed the American revolution. Which is totally fine. He was a perspective we needed, and I felt for him a lot.
Margaret Coghlan
She was absolutely confused as to which side she adhered to, so not even trying to pin her down. During most of the Revolutionary War, she was a British sympathizer, however.
Honestly, I spent the entire book going NO MEG NO MEG NO MEG NO THIS IS NOT WHAT FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE MEG NO I blame Aaron Burr NO MEG NOOOOOOOO...
Her story is a result of the way women were thought of at the time, though, and while she wasn't blameless it hurt to see her story unfold. If I build a time-travel machine I'll go give her a good, motherly talk. Sadly I know I won't be able too because otherwise, I would not be writing this review right now. *narrowly misses diving into a time-travel rant* She started out with so much potential- she was spunk, she was brilliance, she faked her own death- what's not to love? But she didn't know what she was looking for. As she unhappily danced through life on many a man's arm, I felt like slapping her, and I felt like hugging her. poor girl.
Abraham Yates
I loved him. I loved his crankiness. I loved the way he worked his way up, and I loved the way he held on to his roots. He was a hoot to read about. An Anti-Federalist and a freedom fighter. Read the book, if only for his sections.
Kaiiontwa'kon, aka Gaiänt'wakê aka Cornplanter aka Captain O'Beel aka John Abeel III
YAY SENECA TRIBE REPRESENTATION because although they played a big part in the Revolutionary War and the Iroquois Nation it seems like they're skimmed over a lot? Or just referenced as Iroquois? There's so much more there, people. If you didn't know who "Cornplanter" (his most commonly-referred-to name) was before you read this review, we may have a problem. I do wish Shorto had referred to him by one of his real names, instead of Cornplanter. (Same with Broteer.) BUT STILL. Glad to see him around, even if I don't particularly appreciate all his choices.
George Sackville aka Lord Germain
And I will never stop wondering if Tolkien named the Sackville-Bagginses after this man, or if he was just using the name for its philological references. *peers intently at The Hobbit* For the first half of his biography, I was thinking who on earth is this person and why have I, extensive researcher of this time period, never heard of him? Then he changed his name, and I breathed a massive sigh of relief at my intellect. (Still can't believe I didn't remember Germain's name was really Sackville? Why did I not know this? Well, we live and learn.) It was exceedingly interesting to see his perspective.
AND FINALLY
George Washington
And if you don't know who he is I officially disown you. Guess I don't have to write much, other than I had forgotten how much GW was just a dad to everyone. I loveth it. Go father figures. Do I agree with everything he stood for? Nah. But then I disagree violently on one (not the same, but a) major point with 100% of my friends. I just avoid the subject. Kindness is great, people. We're all entitled to our blatantly wrong opinions. We're human.
"a future president becoming an out-and-out tyrant. All a president needed was enough power to control the Senate. With that, he could force through Supreme Court justices that were to his liking. Then he could proceed to dismantle press freedoms and other checks on power. Yates' fear was that the Constitution, in its very construction, allowed for America's hallowed fight for freedom to be subverted into dictatorship."
"gradually incline the minds of men to seek security & repose in the absolute power of a Individual: and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty."