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430 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1775
Sir, it is surprising how people will go to a distance for what they may have at home.
We stopped a while at Dundee, where I remember nothing remarkable, and mounting our chaise again, came about the close of the day to Aberbrothick (now Arbroath).
Of Fort George I shall not attempt to give any account. I cannot delineate it scientifically, and a loose and popular description is of use only when the imagination is to be amused.
We returned to my house, where there met him, at dinner, the Duchess of Douglas, Sir Adolphus Oughton, Lord Chief Baron, Sir William Forbes, Principal Robertson, Mr Cullen, advocate . . . At supper we had Dr Cullen, his son the advocate, Dr Adam Fergusson, and Mr Crosby, advocate.
"But whoever surveys the world must see many things that give him pain."
"From the windows the eye wanders over the sea that separates Scotland from Norway, and when the winds beat with violence must enjoy all the terrifick grandeur of the tempestuous ocean. I would not for my amusement wish for a storm; but as storms, weather wished or not, will sometimes happen, I may say, without violation of humanity, that I should willingly look out upon them from Slanes Castle."
"Yet what the Romans did to other nations, was in a great degree done by Cromwell to the Scotts; he civilized them by conquest, and introduced by useful violence the arts of peace."
"...recent evils affect with greater force... The distance of a calamity from the present time seems to preclude the mind from contact or sympathy. Events long past are barely known; they are not considered."
"Yet men thus ingenious and inquisitive were content to live in total ignorance of the trades by which human wants are supplied , and to supply them by the grossest means . Till the Union made them acquainted with English manners , the culture of their lands was unskilful , and their domestick life unformed ; their tables were coarse as the feasts of Eskimeaux , and their houses filthy as the cottages of Hottentots ."
"Mrs. M'Sweyn, who officiated as our landlady here, had never been on the mainland. On hearing this, Dr. Johnson said to me, before her, 'That is rather being behind-hand with life. I would at least go and see Glenelg.'
—Boswell: 'You yourself, sir, have never seen, till now, any thing but your native island.'
—Johnson: 'But, sir, by seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can share.'
—Boswell: 'You have not seen Pekin.'
—Johnson: 'What is Pekin? Ten thousand Londoners would drive all the people of Pekin: they would drive them like deer.'"
"I have only to add that I shall ever reflect with great pleasure on a tour, which has been the means of preserving so much of the enlightened and instructive conversation of one whose virtues will, I hope, ever be an object of imitation, and whose powers of mind were so extraordinary, that ages may revolve before such a man shall again appear."
All animal substances are less cleanly than vegetables. Wool, of which flannel is made, is an animal substance; flannel therefore is not so cleanly as linen. I remember I used to think tar dirty; but when I knew it to be only a preparation of the juice of the pine, I thought so no longer. It is not disagreeable to have the gum that oozes from a plumb-tree upon your fingers, because it is vegetable, but if you have any candle-grease, any tallow upon your fingers, you are uneasy till you rub it off. I have often thought, that, if I kept a seraglio, the ladies should all wear linen gowns, or cotton — I mean stuffs made of vegetable substances. I would have no silk; you cannot tell when it is clean: it will be very nasty before it is perceived to be so. Linen detects its own dirtiness.• His social conscience is in perplexing conflict with his Toryism. He says it is "a problem for politicians" that "those who procure the immediate necessaries of life" (i.e. labourers, workers in general) are the worst paid. He can't agree with raising their wages, because this would increase prices, and lamely suggests that they should be given charity when times are good (he doesn't say what should be done when charity is lacking).
Johnson: Why, sir, I can see no superiour virtue in this. A serjeant and twelve men, who are my guard, will die, rather than that I shall be robbed.• One night he gets absolutely wankered: "we were cordial, and merry to a high degree; but of what passed I have no recollection, with any accuracy." The teetotal Johnson wakes him at noon the next day, laughs at him, and gives him the hair of the dog.
Pennington: But the soldiers are compelled to do this, by fear of punishment.
Johnson: Well, sir, the Arabs are compelled by the fear of infamy.
Pennington: The soldiers have the same fear of infamy, and the fear of punishment besides; so have less virtue, because they act less voluntarily.
Boswell: You yourself, sir, have never seen, till now, any thing but your own native island.• B describes a letter from Garrick as being "as agreeable as a pineapple in a desert".
Johnson: But, sir, by seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can shew.
Boswell: You have not seen Pekin.
Johnson: What is Pekin? Ten thousand Londoners would drive all the people of Pekin: they would drive them like deer.
