Here’s what I knew about John Adams before reading John Patrick Diggins’s biography:
****Adams was the second president of the United States.
Okay, that’s it. Seriously, that was the extent of my knowledge of the man, other than the fact that Paul Giamatti played him in a mini-series that I haven’t seen.
While Diggins’s biography is short (176 pages, all told, with about 20-plus pages of end notes and index), it is dense with information. I assume Diggins writes the same way that he lectures (he is a history professor at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York), which is in an avuncular, erudite, and verbose manner. He most likely has a huge following of history students who find him fascinating.
Diggins’s subject matter may not be the most fascinating president in history, but don’t tell Diggins that. In his short book, Diggins attempts to give Adams the credit he is due for helping to create this country, and, for the most part, he succeeds.
Here’s a (not so) short rundown of the pertinent information and some facts that I just found really interesting about Adams:
****He was really smart. I know that sounds like one of those “duh!” statements, because Adams was, like, one of the Founding Fathers, but he was, by many accounts, an intellectual powerhouse. Short by stature (especially stuck between behemoths George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, both 6’ 2” to Adams’s 5’7”), his contemporaries nevertheless looked up to him as a great mind. He also wrote a lot. Seriously, the guy would write and publish a book during bathroom breaks. He also carried on a lifelong epistolary relationship with Jefferson to the day they died, which was, weirdly, the same day: July 4, 1826. He is also known for his many beautiful love letters that he wrote to his wife, Abigail, which leads me to the second fascinating tidbit:
****His wife was a super-awesome feminist long before feminism was a thing. Besides being an outspoken, strong woman who was clearly an equal in mind and heart with her husband, Abigail was also a devoted, loving wife. Likewise, John was smitten and equally devoted. They considered themselves best friends as well as lovers, which is, I have found, the secret to a healthy and happy marriage, and theirs was.
****Adams was often wrongly accused of being a monarchist, but a lot of that was because Jefferson was an asshole and wasn’t above smear campaigns (he basically stole Adams’s second term) that twisted Adams’s writing to make it look like he was for big government. In truth, Adams was for a strong government, because he felt that, unchecked, society would fall into a quagmire of chaos and arbitrary divisiveness that pitted groups against groups, rich against poor, strong against weak, etc. Jefferson, who essentially created the Republican party (a slightly different party than the one we know now, but not by much), believed in stuff like state’s rights and was against federal overreach of any kind. Jefferson was almost a textbook libertarian, because he believed that the people can govern themselves. A nice idea, but Adams (rightly) thought it was bullshit: “[T]o Adams, it was the arbitrariness of society that makes the rules of government necessary. Society on its own introduces what today our contemporary postmodernists call the “spectacle of signifiers” and what Adams called the “language of signs”, where much of life is ceremony and ritual, simulated rather than real, and what is seen is more important than what can be known and what is written more important than what can be proven. Society is theater, politics performance and spin, and aristocracy is wherever the limelight lands. Society, not government, is the problem, for it is the playground of the passions, of pride and pretense, where the vein demand recognition. (p.4)”
****Adams believed in a strong executive position, which is ironic in that he was a one-term president. This belief is perhaps the reason, oft-cited by his own era’s critics, that Adams is accused of being a monarchist. If anything, it was a misunderstanding of Adam’s intent. As Diggins explains, “In the historical past a wise king would mediate between the poor and the rich, the “credulous many” and the “artful few”, knowing that the latter class would take advantage of the former. Adams looked to the modern executive office to play the same role lest the superior talents in the Senate “swallow up” the less educated members of the House. (p. 59)”
****Adams predicted America’s unholy and dangerous obsession with money, materialism, and consumerism: “A free people are the most addicted to luxury of any: that equality which they enjoy, and in which they glory, inspires them with sentiments which hurry them into luxury. A citizen perceives his fellow-citizen, whom he holds his equal [to] have a better coat or hat, a better house or horse, than himself, and sees his neighbors are struck with it, talk of it, and respect him for it; he can not bear it; he must a will be upon a level with him. Such an emulation as this takes place in every neighborhood, in every family; among artisans, husbandmen, labourers, as much as between dukes and marquisses, and more---these are all nearly equal in dress, and are now distinguished by other marks. Declamations, oratory, poetry, sermons against luxury, riches, and commerce, will never have much effect: the most rigorous sumptuary laws will have little more. “ In other words, people are greedy fucking bastards.
****Adams prevented a huge war between the U.S. and France. In what became known as “The X,Y,Z Affair”, French officials sneakily tried to bribe the United States out of millions of dollars. If we didn’t pay, they said, we would be branded as France’s #1 enemy. Adams told France to blow it out their ass, we weren’t paying a “protection fee”. Jefferson, the asshole, would have paid the money, because he had a soft spot for France, believing the French Revolution was a good and wonderful off-shoot of the American Revolution. Adams felt the French Revolution was gauche and god-awful. He berated Jefferson’s francophilism and questioned his sickening tolerance of the guillotine. This whole incident, by the way, cemented a (relatively one-sided) rivalry between Adams and Jefferson. Despite the rest of the country considering Adams a hero, Jefferson resented Adams. Did I mention Jefferson was an asshole?
****Sadly, Adams will forever be associated with the worst piece of anti-immigrant legislation ever written: The Alien and Sedition Acts. Primarily set down as a reaction to the afore-mentioned U.S.-France war-that-never-was, the acts comprised four pieces of legislation. The first was the Naturalization Act which attempted to reduce the number of immigrants by extending residency requirements for new citizens from five to fourteen years. The Alien Act authorized the presidency to kick out immigrants deemed too dangerous. The Alien Enemies Act gave the president, during war-time, the power to deport aliens of enemy countries and/or to limit their rights. The Sedition Act essentially made it illegal to criticize the government. Adams regretted signing these into law almost immediately. Thankfully, three of the four were repealed by 1802. Unfortunately, the Alien Enemies Act stayed on the books, later allowing FDR to create Japanese internment camps during WWII. In case you aren’t aware of this piece of American history, our government rounded up American citizens---mostly Japanese-Americans---and put them in concentration camps. In the U.S. It seriously pains me that I even wrote those last couple sentences.
****Adams invented taxes, which made everybody hate him. Well, asshole Jefferson didn’t hate it, because it played into his campaign to oust Adams so that he could be the next president. Never mind that taxes were needed if Americans wanted those services they so desired. And the struggle continues, as Americans still hate paying for the wonderful services that taxes provide, like police, fire, public schools, libraries, roads, bridges, electricity, military defense. Damn you, Adams! Just kidding, I actually think all that stuff is pretty necessary and good, and I don’t mind that my tax money goes toward it all.
****Adams never owned slaves, and he was a vocal abolitionist long before it was cool.