Stuff I Read – Ultimate X-Men #54-58
So we enter into the third of Brian Vaughan’s arcs, and this one at least retains a bit more cohesion and interest than did the last one. The Most Dangerous Game introduces the Ultimate Longshot, which is a nice concept. Again, however, we see Vaughan take the characters (in this case Colosus) and really change them considerably. The newer characters like Angel, Dazzler, and even Nightcrawler (who isn’t really new but is newer, at least) are given a fair treatment, and one can argue that these are more his characters anyway. He continues to struggle to maintain consistency with older characters, though, and Colossus, Cyclops, and Iceman all suffer a bit from Vaughan’s treatment. These are characters that were supposed to have matured in their tenure as X-Men, but here we see Colossus rushing headlong into disaster, distrusting Xavier and being almost giggly around Longshot. His homosexuality, which before was only implied (and was at least a subtle thing) here becomes suddenly more pronounced and gaudy. The whole nice boots thing was admittedly a little funny, but when looking at a character that could have been gay and not stereotypically so, these things that “gay up” his character seem shallow and poorly done.
With Cyclops, we see his team almost taken down by Spiral, who somehow knows exactly how to fight the X-Men. I mean, this is a low grade threat at best, and if Vaughan is implying that the X-Men are not working together very well, then he does that, but he does not earn that conclusion as the X-Men should be used to working together by now. This is after fifty issues in. I don’t care how young they are, they should be getting over the rookie mistakes. At least the veterans should be, at least. If Spiral is kicking their asses, how are we supposed to believe that they stood up to the likes of Magneto? On the other side, the actual rookies (except Nightcrawler and Colossus, who just act like rookies) stumble about and fall for Longshot’s charms. Which is understandable given his powers, but still seems like the whole arc was just to further devolve the team to a place where they are much less effective than they were even during Bendis’ run.
It is like Vaughan wants to start over with the team, erasing all that they have earned and gained during their history. And it just doesn’t feel real to me. Not legitimate, somehow. I don’t feel that he earns the changes he is making. The characters were already interesting, and to weigh them down so heavily with teen angst and relationships seems like a big step backwards for a team that fought Magneto and Proteus and the Weapon X program. It’s all become too safe and too focused on the characters’ romantic entanglements. I would rather have Millar back at this point because while his message never sat right with me, at least his writing was big and didn’t fall back on high school drama. But even Vaughan’s Professor X one-and-done seemed dumbed down, or somehow less than what I would expect from the character. Here is a world class telepath being frustrated going to the bank. Again, this is a big step back from the character who before would probably have just handled it telepathically. His ultimate solution wasn’t too bad, but his methods seemed remedial for a man who has done so much. Being thwarted by two brains? For a guy who can take control of hundreds of people at once it doesn’t seem like it should be a problem.
So I guess at this point I want to see the X-Men get back to the big problems and threats and stop dealing with their own juvenile relationships. Honestly I thought better of these characters before Vaughan muddled them with crushes and idiocy. I want them to have to work against something that feels real, that feels dangerous. Sorry, but Spiral and Arcade really didn’t do it. I never thought that they might lose. It was just kind of dumb. So this arc ends up with a 5/10.