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Evil Bastard
Warning: This is an extreme horror book which contains numerous scenes that some readers may find upsetting or disturbing. Charismatic Scotsman Jack is on his first ever visit to America. He has a foul mouth as well as an insatiable appetite for excitement, mayhem... and murder. Shy and insecure Bernie is back living with his mother at her small apartment in the big city. He hates his job, his boss, his ex and just about everything else in his life. Drink and drugs... Strippers and prostitutes... Sex and violence... Kidnapping and theft... Torture and death... Bernie hasn't planned on any of those things for his weekend. However plans can quickly change when you cross paths with an Evil Bastard...
224 pages, Paperback
Published February 6, 2017
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September 21, 2025
Haahahahahahaha!
Weekend at Bernie's...
EVIL BASTARD
by Avery White
4 stars. Just arriving in NYC from Scotland, Jack was spending time with a woman he'd just met...
He had her tied to a chair so he could extract all her teeth before killing her...
He'd never been to America, and he was going to have some fun on this holiday! haahahahahahaha!
Meanwhile...
Bernard (Bernie) had just been ejected from his apartment by his ex-girlfriend, who was now dating his boss...
Bernard was back to living with Mom...
Forced to make dinner reservations for his boss and his ex, Bernie decided to have a drink before going home to Mom...
At the tavern...
Bernie saw Jack drinking up at the bar. Smiling, Jack took an instant shine to Bernie and was keen to hang out with him...
But first...
Jack needed to kill a man sitting with a hooker, Iris, for disrespecting him. This was accomplished without Iris or Bernie's knowledge in the restroom...
Later...
Jack, Bernie, and Iris took a cab to a strip club. Jack paid Iris extra to go down on Bernie, who was feeling low...
Rakesh, the cab driver...
Was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Bernie and Iris were dropped off at the club entrance...
Jack stayed to settle the bill with the cab driver...
He killed Rakesh with a tire iron, robbed him, and stuffed his body into the trunk of the cab, then entered the club to join his new friends...
Inside...
Jack spied a man heading for the urinal with a vial of cocaine. He followed the man, drowned him in a toilet full of t*rds, and took the cocaine...
Jack paid for a private lap dance for Bernie and himself. Bernie got to go first...
While waiting his turn...
Jack killed the bouncer, then, when it was his turn, he killed the dancer, too...
Haahahahahahaha!
Jack was having fun. This was the best holiday ever! Now, he wanted the three of them to have more fun at Bernie's apartment...
Haahahahahahaha, this was one of the best extreme horror stories ever! I almost didn't want the escapades to end, but end they finally did.
If it weren't for the typos and other errors in the writing, there's no telling what my rating would've been.
Highly recommended for fans of extreme horror!
Weekend at Bernie's...
EVIL BASTARD
by Avery White
4 stars. Just arriving in NYC from Scotland, Jack was spending time with a woman he'd just met...
He had her tied to a chair so he could extract all her teeth before killing her...
He'd never been to America, and he was going to have some fun on this holiday! haahahahahahaha!
Meanwhile...
Bernard (Bernie) had just been ejected from his apartment by his ex-girlfriend, who was now dating his boss...
Bernard was back to living with Mom...
Forced to make dinner reservations for his boss and his ex, Bernie decided to have a drink before going home to Mom...
At the tavern...
Bernie saw Jack drinking up at the bar. Smiling, Jack took an instant shine to Bernie and was keen to hang out with him...
But first...
Jack needed to kill a man sitting with a hooker, Iris, for disrespecting him. This was accomplished without Iris or Bernie's knowledge in the restroom...
Later...
Jack, Bernie, and Iris took a cab to a strip club. Jack paid Iris extra to go down on Bernie, who was feeling low...
Rakesh, the cab driver...
Was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Bernie and Iris were dropped off at the club entrance...
Jack stayed to settle the bill with the cab driver...
He killed Rakesh with a tire iron, robbed him, and stuffed his body into the trunk of the cab, then entered the club to join his new friends...
Inside...
Jack spied a man heading for the urinal with a vial of cocaine. He followed the man, drowned him in a toilet full of t*rds, and took the cocaine...
Jack paid for a private lap dance for Bernie and himself. Bernie got to go first...
While waiting his turn...
Jack killed the bouncer, then, when it was his turn, he killed the dancer, too...
Haahahahahahaha!
Jack was having fun. This was the best holiday ever! Now, he wanted the three of them to have more fun at Bernie's apartment...
Haahahahahahaha, this was one of the best extreme horror stories ever! I almost didn't want the escapades to end, but end they finally did.
If it weren't for the typos and other errors in the writing, there's no telling what my rating would've been.
Highly recommended for fans of extreme horror!
June 13, 2022
I love an evil bastard! Jack is certainly that and poor Bernie gets dragged along for the ride! While all that is fun, it’s got a great twist that I didn’t see coming, even though some things didn’t quite flow properly I still didn’t see the end coming
July 16, 2019
The title so adapt for this book.
I really enjoyed this book. I read it in 1 go not putting it down once. It was gripping from start to finish and Jack truly is one evil Bas###d. How the story unfolds and the twist at the end has you non stopped glued to the pages. Thoroughly enjoyable. Definitely would recommend.
I really enjoyed this book. I read it in 1 go not putting it down once. It was gripping from start to finish and Jack truly is one evil Bas###d. How the story unfolds and the twist at the end has you non stopped glued to the pages. Thoroughly enjoyable. Definitely would recommend.
June 29, 2017
It's not the "evil" part that makes this so intolerable. I honestly cannot think of a more annoying character in a book. Got about 30% and had to put it down.
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