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7 pages, Audible Audio
First published August 25, 2015







Sugar, spice and all things nice. If you have a schlong, you belong. If you have a cooch, you can scoot along.”
To a night of friendship," I said, clinking Brandon's glass. What I really wanted to say was, "Here is a liquid potion that will automatically turn you gay so I can get well acquainted with your butthole."


“How was it for you? Thanks for the spooge facial; my skin feels so renewed.”
“Sugar, spice and all things nice. If you have a schlong, you belong. If you have a cooch, you can scoot along.”
“Stress is oozing off you like jizz running down a guy’s leg. Go get your pickle tickled, burp your worm, and crank the shank…”
“This is not a mistake, Ryan. I’ve wanted this for a long time. I just didn’t know how or when. I don’t want to be scared anymore. You make me want to be brave.”
“So that’s it, then. We’re tied together.”