This review only applies to "Wanting His Child" by Penny Jordan. This book was some old skool WTF-ery. Verity was groomed from childhood to take over her uncle's business empire. Her uncle did not want her with Silas, a gardener. He sent her to New York for ostensible on-the-job training and while there, Drama Happened. Stupid shit that really could have been talked through happened and Silas went back to England and proceeded to have pity sex with, impregnate, and marry the first stranger he came across. Fast forward about a decade and Verity returns to her hometown for Reasons that never actually get followed up on, but are clearly just a smokescreen to see Silas again. She immediately runs into (literally) Silas's daughter, Honor.
And here we come to my first issue. Verity and Honor. I know it's silly, but I had the hardest time separating those names in my head. They don't sound alike, but they're both virtues. I really thought Penny Jordan was going to say something at the end about how he had secretly named his daughter after Verity, but no, just a coincidence. Drove me crazy the entire time.
And that kid was ridiculous. I know it's great to have a kid who picks out their own step-mother because it presumably means they will actually like said step-mother. But if Silas and Verity hadn't been into it? Those nine-year-old machinations would have gotten super stalkery.
Then there's all the flashbacks. I got to the point with this book where I skimmed every single flashback. And there were a lot of them. I get that Jordan wanted to tell about how their insta-love came about (and make no mistake, their younger romance was insta-love) and show them in happier times... but honestly it was all so sappy it was hard to read. Plus, also... flashbacks. Soooo boring.
So in present-day, Silas and Verity are all about avoiding each other because he thinks she left him for her job and she knows he left her to get someone else pregnant and it really should have been all angsty and interesting and it only managed to be one of those things (and not the good one). Honor-the-creepy-stalker-child is the only plot device keeping the romance going. And the thing is, a four sentence conversation is all these two weirdos needed to have their HEA.
"You left me for your job!"
"No I didn't, I came back to get you and you'd married someone you'd gotten pregnant."
"Verity, my love!"
"Silas, my life!"
Boom. Done. If not for the 2+ chapters leading up to their reunion, this could have been a one-page story. The fact that it took over a week for me to finish a book I could usually finish in a day should speak for itself.