Meet Simon - an arrogant, self-centered and sarcastic teenager. In this, the first in a series of (long-ish) short stories, he and his friend Declin return home after a night out with friends and inadvertently spark a chain of events that will undoubtedly change his life forever.
Featuring erotically dressed cats, sexually frustrated parents whose efforts to spice up their time in the bedroom causes nothing but trouble and danger, and a mysterious gunman, the story is punctuated with witty comments from Simon and his family, whose innermost thoughts and feelings (no matter how twisted, embarrassing or awkward) are brought to life for your amusement.
This novelette is exciting, funny and does its best to remind us that even the idiot friend can save the day sometimes.
Contains strong language, lighthearted homoerotic themes, and one short, comical (heterosexual) sex scene.