The Key🔑 To His Heart💓
Let My Love 💘Open The Door.......
The 🔑key to a successful erotic🍌🍌 romance!
1. A super rich💰, super manly, super ripped💪, super hung🍌, alpha hero🐺🍌🌋✋ is an absolute must. No regular guys need apply!. He's also a dedicated manslut🍌🍌 and usually a workaholic and even sometimes almost an 🍸alcoholic, and a little bit dangerous🔫🔪too. He also tall and has all his hair!
2. An ultra beautiful👸, ultra cute , hard-working, smart but innocent👼 heroine💋👗. She's prone to doing stupid stuff because her common sense goes out the window when She lays eyes on the hero🐺🍌🌋✋🔥! She never has a boyfriend, but she is a ticking lustful time bomb💋🔥💋🔥, just waiting for her sexy jacked💪 and tatted up alpha hero🐺🍌🌋✋ to literally sweep her off her feet and carry her to his bedroom, the kitchen counter, the sofa, the bathroom counter, the shower, his office, his car, his limo,the bathroom at the 🍸bar! You get the picture!. Where has this woman been hiding?
3. A plot that puts the hero🐺🍌🌋✋ into the life of the heroine💋 in an ordinary way but then extraordinary things🔥 begin to happen to her, she usually needs rescuing somehow. He needs rescuing from himself!
4. A breakup in the middle of the book when one or both parties get cold feet, an attack of guilt,and attack of shame, an attack of reality!
5. The hero💪 realizes he has found the woman💋 of his dreams and he doesn't need all that strange stuff💃 anymore to keep him satisfied. All the years of being a slutty naaasssty bad boy🐺🍌🌋✋🔥 just fall away and he's ready to be a completely faithful, wonderful husband and daddy! Who knew!
The End!
YEHAW! Ride em Bareback🍌, Cowgirl!🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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