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353 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 27, 2017





"How have you made it this far in life?"
"With great difficulty. I like to think God set my player mode to expert, but he never gave me the rules or explained the controls for the game. I think he missed giving me my mission objective, too. I mainly just wander around looking lost. But at least I look cool doing it."


“Get lost!” I shout to him, making a threatening gesture with my new awesome rock...He gets the picture and eventually drives on after having an eyeful of me and my new friend; the rock. Oh, rock. I will call you Rockness and you shall be my very best friend. You shall keep the pervs at bay.61.0% "Yep. Stoopid Mona. You said it girl."

