I have very mixed feelings about this book. My mistake, I didn't realize this was the fourth book in a series. I HATE starting from the middle of a series. I think the first book is critical in establishing characters and easing the reader into this new world and the people in it. Starting in the middle you lose that.
I couldn't figure out Gretel's character. I feel like I missed her development and so things that may be quirky and cute to someone who's read about her from the beginning, to me was just paradoxical and non-nonsensical. I'll come back to this.
So the story is about a detective named Gretel. She and her brother Hans had escaped from the gingerbread house of a witch when they were younger. Now she makes her living as a detective. (I'm not sure what Hans does. Makes dinner? Provides muscle?) She was called to the house of the Widow Arnold. Her husband is a sorcerer and had disappeared leaving only an appendix. The Widow would pay her to have him found, as would the insurance company. Turns out Arnold was a horrendous sorcerer and had left victims behind of his attempts at magic. But with the help of his bat Jinx, Gretel discovered a map that lead to where he would often go to gather things for his spells.
She set off with her brother Hans into the woods. They had a guide named Cornelius who was meeting them half way through their journey. But the first night they were staying at a cottage in the woods. Of course it was a witch. And she was the sister of the first witch Gretel and Hans had escaped from. They got away from her too, but lost most of their supplies.
I have to jump in here to go off on a tangent rant. Gretel is a very smart, witty, and logical character. Throughout the book she makes good deductions based on the information she has found. She strikes me as a sensible woman. Until we talk about the wig. The wig bothered me folks. I DID. NOT. GET. IT. Some big concert was coming up so she paid to have this super fancy and elegant wig made so she would be stunning and Ferdinand (the man she was interested in) would ditch his fiance and marry her. This wig was expensive and elaborate but she was told to 'break it in' before wearing it to the concert. So she takes it with her. Into the woods. Where they are basically camping for the next week. WHAT?! This makes absolutely no sense to me. I can understand a sensible woman being insensible about things (in Gretel's case, her fashion) but she hasn't lost her mind. There is absolutely no scenario where taking an expensive, elaborate wig into the woods was going to end well. SPOILER ALERT: The wig ends up ruined. And the wig did nothing for the plot and nothing for Gretel's character, other than making her a bit shallow. So I don't know what the author was thinking. Me personally, this just annoyed the crap out of me.
So they are off through the woods. They escape the witch. They find a troop of pixies that they party with another night. Cornelius finds them while they are being attacked. Random hunt by the royal party has Gretel treed by the dogs and Ferdinand down below (this was also bizarre and ridiculous). But ultimately they reach the spot on the map. They discover a village in the trees full of all the wanted men in the realm. Here they could live without fearing pursuit. They find the Sorcerer and turns out he's quite successful here. He can perform one magic trick well, he can numb pain and is skilled as a physician.
Gretel convinces him to return and that she'd find a way for him to be alive but not in debt. They make it to the castle where Gretel has a plan to have Arnold fix the king (who has a painful broken foot). But the Sorcerer Voigt shows up. Turns out he was in love with Arnold's wife and was trying to get rid of Arnold. He had sent the people out into the woods to hurt them or slow them down. Hans ends up breaking Gretel's leg. Arnold fixes it. The King is convinced to let Arnold work on him and it goes so well Arnold is appointed the royal physician.
So a happy ending (Voigt is banished). Gretel also learns that Ferdinand was not engaged so she got her smooch on with him.
The characters were fun and ridiculous. The story didn't make sense a lot of the time, nor did the characters, but if you just read it to enjoy it it's easy to overlook. (Like how did Gretel send word to Ferdinand in the castle that she was coming when she was in the middle of the woods). I don't think i'll pick up the other books in the series but it was a fun read.