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Naughty Nooners
Saying Yes
Zadie’s negative attitude leads to the loss of her boyfriend, job and flat. Now she’s determined to be a yes girl. Yes, she’d love to flat sit while the owner is away, but one look at the mess and she wishes she’d said no.
No is the last thing Tristan expects to hear when he proposes in front of his girlfriend’s family. Humiliated, he hides out in his brother’s empty flat without asking because he really doesn’t want to hear another no.
What he needs is a woman who’ll say yes…yes…yes… Could that be Zadie?
No is the last thing Tristan expects to hear when he proposes in front of his girlfriend’s family. Humiliated, he hides out in his brother’s empty flat without asking because he really doesn’t want to hear another no.
What he needs is a woman who’ll say yes…yes…yes… Could that be Zadie?
32 pages, ebook
First published August 1, 2010
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About the author
Barbara Elsborg
101 books1,681 followersBarbara Elsborg lives in Kent in the south of England. She always wanted to be a spy, but having confessed to everyone without them even resorting to torture, she decided it was not for her. Volcanology scorched her feet. A morbid fear of sharks put paid to marine biology. So instead, she spent several years successfully selling cyanide.
After dragging up two rotten, ungrateful children and frustrating her sexy, devoted, wonderful husband (who can now stop twisting her arm) she finally has time to conduct an affair with an electrifying plugged-in male, her laptop.
Her books feature quirky heroines and bad boys, and she hopes they are as much fun to read as they are to write.
After dragging up two rotten, ungrateful children and frustrating her sexy, devoted, wonderful husband (who can now stop twisting her arm) she finally has time to conduct an affair with an electrifying plugged-in male, her laptop.
Her books feature quirky heroines and bad boys, and she hopes they are as much fun to read as they are to write.
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December 21, 2018
Demasiado corto y rapido para mi gusto.
August 4, 2022
Cute & funny!
And free on Smashwords.
And free on Smashwords.
March 20, 2015
4 Funny Stars!
I steamy, funny, quickie and it was a freebie:))
I steamy, funny, quickie and it was a freebie:))
August 24, 2011
3 1/2 stars
Cute, fun and sexy! And since good Naughty Nooners are hard to find, I've decided to bump my rating up to 4 stars. :)
Cute, fun and sexy! And since good Naughty Nooners are hard to find, I've decided to bump my rating up to 4 stars. :)
July 4, 2017
This is the way short stories should be written! It was so cute, and interesting and even though it's a short story, I felt like I got to know the characters, but still wanted more! Take the 20-30 minutes to read this, so worth it!
July 28, 2011
Unrealistic. Yes. Lot's of fun and scorching hot. Hell yeah! Who cares that the circumstances were highly unlikely. Barbara Elsborg always makes it so enjoyable. I just love her style.
This would have made a great full length book.
This would have made a great full length book.
September 20, 2015
3.5 stars
May 15, 2011
2.5 stars ... this had potential for it all--hot, steamy, funny--but missed the mark. The premise was so far-fetched (guy walks into bathroom naked and woman invites her into the bath with her? Then when they realize there's no condom, they both shrug and "promise" they're clean?). Then they're miraculously head-over-heels in love with each other. I didn't buy it.
This is totally my hang-up, but I prefer the characters to have some kind of history. Completely anonymous sex just isn't sexy to me.
This is totally my hang-up, but I prefer the characters to have some kind of history. Completely anonymous sex just isn't sexy to me.
February 15, 2016
short and sweet.
February 21, 2012
A quick and delightful read. Zadie has just finished with her boyfriend (d1ckhead) and moved out, lugging her belongings in an overstuffed case. She’s feeling a little bruised and can’t face moving back with her mother, but she has a sanctuary lined up, somewhere to lick her wounds in peace. Her best friend Stef has just gone on holiday with her boyfriend Fabian, and Zadie has been assured she can use Fabian’s flat while they’re away. Perfect! Well almost. It’s an absolute tip when she arrives and she has to spend the day cleaning it.
She freaked out at the three human fingers lurking at the bottom of the fridge. Breathed a sigh of relief when she worked out they were very old carrots.
But eventually, she’s done and sinks into a deep bath to relax… And that’s when a very drunk Tristan walks in. Fabian’s younger brother is also trying to hide from the world, and where better than his empty apartment? It comes as a shock to both of them when he bursts into the bathroom sopping wet and planning to have a shower.
He nudged open the door with his backside and flipped out the cork as he walked in and turned round.
“Jesus Christ,” he yelled.
Champagne frothed down his hand as he stared at the creature in the tub. He’d never drink again. Ever.
Zadie’s ex always told her she said ‘no’ too much, so now she decides to say ‘yes’ instead. And that includes letting the delicious Tristan share her food, her champagne and her bath…
“You’ve probably used all the hot water,” he said. “Can I get in?”
“Yes.” Oh fuck, did I say that? The word had slipped past her brain’s quality control.
Barbara Elsborg keeps things light and frothy (no bath-pun intended) with a laugh-out-loud sense of fun rippling through this story as well as some sizzling between the sheets (and in the water) action. Hot and very enjoyable, this is a 5/5.
She freaked out at the three human fingers lurking at the bottom of the fridge. Breathed a sigh of relief when she worked out they were very old carrots.
But eventually, she’s done and sinks into a deep bath to relax… And that’s when a very drunk Tristan walks in. Fabian’s younger brother is also trying to hide from the world, and where better than his empty apartment? It comes as a shock to both of them when he bursts into the bathroom sopping wet and planning to have a shower.
He nudged open the door with his backside and flipped out the cork as he walked in and turned round.
“Jesus Christ,” he yelled.
Champagne frothed down his hand as he stared at the creature in the tub. He’d never drink again. Ever.
Zadie’s ex always told her she said ‘no’ too much, so now she decides to say ‘yes’ instead. And that includes letting the delicious Tristan share her food, her champagne and her bath…
“You’ve probably used all the hot water,” he said. “Can I get in?”
“Yes.” Oh fuck, did I say that? The word had slipped past her brain’s quality control.
Barbara Elsborg keeps things light and frothy (no bath-pun intended) with a laugh-out-loud sense of fun rippling through this story as well as some sizzling between the sheets (and in the water) action. Hot and very enjoyable, this is a 5/5.
February 25, 2011
This is a fun and flirty story that I got as a free read. It's short and sweet and a pleasant way to spend the afternoon.
Zadie's always been a cautious girl, more inclined to say no than yes. After a series of events where she's lost her man, her job, and her home, Zadie decides it's time for a change. She's now going to be a Yes girl. Her first use of the word yes lands her the use of the apartment of her best friend's boyfriend while he's out of town. As she sets out to relax and plan her future she gets an unexpected guest. Tristan's also hit rock bottom. His fiancee turned down his proposal, humiliating him in the process. He goes to his brother's apartment to hide out where unbeknownst to him Zadie is staying. There's an immediate spark and together they find a lot more uses for the word yes.
This was a fast read that still took the time to develop the characters. Their immediate attraction was believable and the romantic interludes were hot. Tristan and Zadie are likable individuals who were down on their luck, but together they made each other laugh. They both felt that there was something missing in their lives and by being together they felt whole. Being together makes them feel like they can achieve anything. It's definitely true love they found.
Barbara Elsborg is an author that I've read before and enjoyed. Her stories are full of emotion and have characters you can easily relate to. This short story is just as enjoyable as her longer books and I encourage you to check out her books.
Zadie's always been a cautious girl, more inclined to say no than yes. After a series of events where she's lost her man, her job, and her home, Zadie decides it's time for a change. She's now going to be a Yes girl. Her first use of the word yes lands her the use of the apartment of her best friend's boyfriend while he's out of town. As she sets out to relax and plan her future she gets an unexpected guest. Tristan's also hit rock bottom. His fiancee turned down his proposal, humiliating him in the process. He goes to his brother's apartment to hide out where unbeknownst to him Zadie is staying. There's an immediate spark and together they find a lot more uses for the word yes.
This was a fast read that still took the time to develop the characters. Their immediate attraction was believable and the romantic interludes were hot. Tristan and Zadie are likable individuals who were down on their luck, but together they made each other laugh. They both felt that there was something missing in their lives and by being together they felt whole. Being together makes them feel like they can achieve anything. It's definitely true love they found.
Barbara Elsborg is an author that I've read before and enjoyed. Her stories are full of emotion and have characters you can easily relate to. This short story is just as enjoyable as her longer books and I encourage you to check out her books.
December 31, 2013
I was happy to find this little free story. I had an enjoyable little time reading it. Before I get into my review, I remember at least one person complaining about it being too short; however, given the story that Barbara seemed to want to tell, it was a good length. I can't imagine this story told more words; I found it just perfect. I loved Zadie from the beginning; poor thing, one bad thing after another happened. I enjoyed the switch to Tristan's perspective. I loved how the metaphors and themes of their lives matched. Now looking at the length (28 pages mentioned in the details), I didn't expect stunning dialogue or great plot development; I wanted some hot sex, maybe a little romance- basically an erotic version of a "Hallmark movie"- and in my opinion, the author managed that.
April 30, 2011
I liked this short story... not as erotic as I would have liked but good just the same.
Who doesn't want to hide from the world in an appartment and try to pick up the peices of their broken lives. What one doesn't expect is to find another person, just like them, naked in a bathroom. And hell... why your at it... why not let some strange naked man with a hard on that can split wood climb into your bathtub with you for a quick wash down....lol... It was a fun quick read and funny ta boot... I read it while in the waiting room at my therapist office.. laughing and giggling out loud... the other people had no problem understanding why I was in therapy..lol... Read It!!
Who doesn't want to hide from the world in an appartment and try to pick up the peices of their broken lives. What one doesn't expect is to find another person, just like them, naked in a bathroom. And hell... why your at it... why not let some strange naked man with a hard on that can split wood climb into your bathtub with you for a quick wash down....lol... It was a fun quick read and funny ta boot... I read it while in the waiting room at my therapist office.. laughing and giggling out loud... the other people had no problem understanding why I was in therapy..lol... Read It!!
October 11, 2024
Sadie said no too many times and lost her boyfriend, job and flat so she says yes to flat sit a very messy flat in Saying Yes.
Tristin, the flat owner's brother comes to the flat unannounced after being turned down in public when he proposed and he just needs a girl that will say yes. This is a humorous situation.
Tristin, the flat owner's brother comes to the flat unannounced after being turned down in public when he proposed and he just needs a girl that will say yes. This is a humorous situation.
November 3, 2011
There wasn't anything especially naughty about this "Naughty Nooner" -- unless you consider unsafe sex with a stranger "naughty" rather than "insane." A cute story though, not a bad way to pass ten minutes.
August 16, 2011
Cute novelette that's a good introduction to Barbara's writing style. Very sexy, with hot love scenes. If you want a fun lunch read, this is perfect. It's free on Kindle right now.
October 1, 2016
I have no problem giving this very short story a 5 star rating. Its laugh out loud funny and really fleshed out considering how short it is. I loved it and its FREE today (12/20).
November 20, 2012
I actually really enjoyed this free short story. It is not just a random story filled with random sex. This story has a purpose which kept me reading. I enjoyed the writing style of this author as well. Simple, easy to read and straight to the point.
Zadie just lost her boyfriend because apparently she said ‘No’ to him too much. I like how she referred to him as Dickhead throughout the book. By losing her boyfriend though, she also lost her job and flat. With nowhere to live, her friend said she could crash at her and her boyfriend’s flat. After cleaning and relaxing in a bath she realizes she is not alone. Tristan, the brother of the flat owner decided to live there without telling anyone. When they both run into each other in the bathtub is when things start to get steamy. Both of them will never see a bottle of champagne the same ever again.
I recommend this free short story to anyone looking for a quick read for two people who are tired of the word ‘No’ and who just fit together. This short story just seemed realistic to me, besides the fact that they had sex after knowing each other for a whole .25 seconds. But it was still well played out. I like.
Zadie just lost her boyfriend because apparently she said ‘No’ to him too much. I like how she referred to him as Dickhead throughout the book. By losing her boyfriend though, she also lost her job and flat. With nowhere to live, her friend said she could crash at her and her boyfriend’s flat. After cleaning and relaxing in a bath she realizes she is not alone. Tristan, the brother of the flat owner decided to live there without telling anyone. When they both run into each other in the bathtub is when things start to get steamy. Both of them will never see a bottle of champagne the same ever again.
I recommend this free short story to anyone looking for a quick read for two people who are tired of the word ‘No’ and who just fit together. This short story just seemed realistic to me, besides the fact that they had sex after knowing each other for a whole .25 seconds. But it was still well played out. I like.
February 16, 2011
Okay, sorry but this was a huge disappointment. I'm discovering that just because a "book" is free on kindle, it is not necessarily a good deal. Listed under erotica genre, I thought, " why not, haven't read this type in a long while, might be fun". Boring! My God, their was no substance to this short story. Strange walks in on naked stranger in a tub and they go crazy. Even the erotic details were, in my opinion, like watching a B movie - bad acting all around!
October 15, 2011
Overall, I'm happy with this short story. I couldn't stop laughing… and I'm still laughing at some scenes and it's been awhile already! It's categorized as an erotic story but I didn't feel that was accurate.
It's certainly sexy and the sex is the main focus, but it wasn't raunchy enough for me to claim it as an erotic read in my opinion. I highly recommend Saying Yes! It's a super hot, fast, funny read that will have you sniggering your lunch break away.
It's certainly sexy and the sex is the main focus, but it wasn't raunchy enough for me to claim it as an erotic read in my opinion. I highly recommend Saying Yes! It's a super hot, fast, funny read that will have you sniggering your lunch break away.
January 1, 2013
Zadie es botada por su novio, echada de la casa y de su trabajo
por una única palabra: NO. Y ahora esta decidida a decir siempre: SI. SI. SI.
Tristán ha sido humillado por un único: NO. Y esta vez quiere a alguien que
siempre le diga SI. ¿Será Zadie la indicada?
Me reí algunas veces con este libro. Son solo 28 páginas.
Pero me gusto bastante. Aunque bueno, casi todo el libro
es cama y rebote, ah.
Un 4/5. Aunque mas bien sería un 4.5.
por una única palabra: NO. Y ahora esta decidida a decir siempre: SI. SI. SI.
Tristán ha sido humillado por un único: NO. Y esta vez quiere a alguien que
siempre le diga SI. ¿Será Zadie la indicada?
Me reí algunas veces con este libro. Son solo 28 páginas.
Pero me gusto bastante. Aunque bueno, casi todo el libro
es cama y rebote, ah.
Un 4/5. Aunque mas bien sería un 4.5.
October 7, 2013
This was a fun short freebie. I loved the characters and the story. I wouldn't mind reading this again just for kicks. The ending was great and a good HEA. I smiled, laughed, snickered, sweated a little, shook my head some, wanted to smack a 'person', and was pretty much a happy camper during and after this book. A great deal (cost me nothing but time well spent) and worth keeping for a pick-me-up reading session. Enjoy!
April 19, 2015
If you are looking for substance, you may want to look elsewhere. If you are looking for well written erotica scenes, than this is a novel for.
Saying Yes reads like a short story you would find online, only written much better. The situation seems a bit ridiculous, but overall the story was not too unbelievable.
There is nothing remarkable about this story. However, it is a nice little little short that won't take up much of your time if you are looking for something quick.
Saying Yes reads like a short story you would find online, only written much better. The situation seems a bit ridiculous, but overall the story was not too unbelievable.
There is nothing remarkable about this story. However, it is a nice little little short that won't take up much of your time if you are looking for something quick.
April 26, 2015
Zadie’s boyfriend dumped her for being too negative. Now she is temporarily staying at a friend’s flat while he and his girlfriend travel. Tristan, has just had his marriage proposal rejected so he seeks solace in his brother’s empty flat, and is surprised to find Zadie there. Can she finally be his “yes” girl? Cute story.
November 16, 2012
I thought this was a little too short to have a real HEA like the author gave it, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. I think I may have to try being a "Yes Woman" at home. I think that will make my husband insanely happy.
I must also note that the best part of this story was epilogue to get some insight into how Tristan and Zadie got together. :)
I must also note that the best part of this story was epilogue to get some insight into how Tristan and Zadie got together. :)
November 29, 2012
Very nice story. Even though a bit too short. I would have loved to read more and have more details.
It made me smile many times and even laugh once at least. I loved Tristan to infinity and liked very much Zadie.
I can without any doubt say that I also loved the bathtub scene, from their first meeting to when they went to bed. Steamy hot. Very!
It made me smile many times and even laugh once at least. I loved Tristan to infinity and liked very much Zadie.
I can without any doubt say that I also loved the bathtub scene, from their first meeting to when they went to bed. Steamy hot. Very!
February 26, 2011
It was very interesting. It took lust to a new level. The connection wasnt love, as it was lust between the two characters. They didnt love each other in the beginning, but shows that two people can be close physically without feeling more.
March 1, 2011
Definitely one for when you're looking for a) erotic fiction and b) a quick read. I actually liked both characters and wish that there had been a full book written about them instead of just an erotic short. That said, for what it is, well done.
June 27, 2011
This is a short and fast read. I do think that it is a very interesting book and I have to say that it does not go anywhere near where I thought that it would go. With that said, it is however a very good book. I do however only recommend this book to adults.
November 8, 2011
I give this a 3.5 rating. I downloaded this book for free from amazon and didn't realize it was a "naughty nooner" at first. It was fun. Took me about 20 minutes to read. Slightly unrealistic plot but still fun.
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