After a rough week at work, Michael Willows goes out in search of a quick hook-up at his local bar. What he encounters there, is anything but ordinary.
This story involves foul language, graphic sexual content including a CONSENSUAL mating ritual between two adults, a main character who's a total jerk, humor, and a few plot twists and turns along the way. There are no cliffhangers.
I would first and foremost like to thank everyone for taking the time to give my stories a chance. My goal is to take you out of your world, and all the stresses that go along with everyday life, and bring you into my world of romance and fantasy. I have a special weakness for hot alpha males and the feisty heroines who love them. Above all else, I hope you get a laugh out of my books. I aim to incorporate as much comedy into my romance as is humanly possible. My professional biography is as follows (I’m not sure why it’s in the third person, evidently that’s the rule): Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
I think I want to be a unicorn now lol. Sexy short read that made me laugh at the end. Michael goes to the bar looking for some tail. He meets Theta who definitely gives him some tail, some alien unicorn tail that is.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I got this book free from another website. Michael is at a bar and picks up Theta, a beautiful youg girl. Unknown to him, she's from the planet Unicornia and needs to collect semen to save her eople at home from extinction. This novella is full of sex, humor and will keep the reader laughing as Michael tries to deal with the situation.
This story made me laugh so many times. First, just the name was hilarious, Unicornia... I mean come on thats golden. One of my friends upside with unicorns this is now her new favorite word. This for real cracked me up. Also, it was very well written.
This was a cute, fun and very enjoyable erotic tale to read, although it was way toooo short. It seems to me it had the makings of possibly developing into a longer super sexy story. This is a voluntary review in exchange for a copy from booksprout.com.
OMG, this was the most hilariously brilliant short story I have read in ages! I was originally attracted by the cover, but this book did not disappoint. I highly recommend it. It's fairly R-rated, though.
This was a fun read. An arrogant a-hole gets his comeuppance and our heroine gets what she needs. It a little short to get into details without spoilers but as silly as the whole premise is, it was still a fun read. Trust me, no one is going to feel sorry for the guy.
Would give 0☆ if it was possible. Nothing even vaguely erotic. I've had more fun reading toilet paper!! A total load of pointless rubbish about a disgusting man with zero redeemable points. There is absolutely zero erotic content I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.