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337 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 31, 2017












We’re being hunted by the government, the law, at least one infernal court, a team of satanic special forces operatives, a psycho pyromaniac, and the director of the FBI.[…]On the bright side? Things can’t possibly get any worse.”

“It’s a sex thing,” I whispered. “Isn’t it?”
“C’mon.” She nodded ahead. “Y’know, normally I might check this out . . .”
“There are things I don’t need to know about you, Jessie.”
“My safe word is Oklahoma.” She winked and kept walking.
“Drinks at Dashwood Abbey don’t work that way. You order by flavor or feel, whatever your palate is craving, and I mix something to suit. Perhaps you’d like something fruity and cold, something tangy and hot? Maybe something recklessly erotic, but with an aftertaste of next-morning regret. Something mournful, perhaps.”
Harmony: “either you [Kevin] find a solution in the next half hour, or we start shopping for explosives.”
Jesse: “I vote for explosives!”
Harmony: “You ALWAYS vote for explosives”.
Jesse: “You should praise me for consistency. That’s what my therapist does.”