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Welcome On Board
It is saucy, raunchy, free-spirited, revealing, heartfelt, cheeky and downright entertaining, and it isn’t the latest Bollywood potboiler! It’s the journey of an international flight attendant over the last 12 years, and not an ordinary one at that.
This hilarious collection of experiences swings between a vision of goodness and your worst nightmares, depending on the circumstances, the mood of the flight attendant, the cabin you are flying in and if you are cute or not.
Be it dealing with difficult people on the plane or doomed relationships on the ground, quickies in the air or infidelity off the plane, here’s an uncensored insight into his colourful life.
So fasten your seat belts and follow the instructions since we are ready for take-off!
This hilarious collection of experiences swings between a vision of goodness and your worst nightmares, depending on the circumstances, the mood of the flight attendant, the cabin you are flying in and if you are cute or not.
Be it dealing with difficult people on the plane or doomed relationships on the ground, quickies in the air or infidelity off the plane, here’s an uncensored insight into his colourful life.
So fasten your seat belts and follow the instructions since we are ready for take-off!
236 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 1, 2017
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January 18, 2018
When in customer service, the customer is always right. But what if the customer takes undue advantage of it, which is so prevalent these days and makes it uncomfortable for the service givers? They are all human after all.
With his meticulous wit and slapstick humor, the man takes the cake with a funny side to servicing customers 33,000 feet above the ground. A truly enjoyable read which is bound to change ones view of travelling via air and the people who serve us to make our travel all the more comfortable.
With his meticulous wit and slapstick humor, the man takes the cake with a funny side to servicing customers 33,000 feet above the ground. A truly enjoyable read which is bound to change ones view of travelling via air and the people who serve us to make our travel all the more comfortable.
June 4, 2018
I hope that this book would be better than its cover and might stand true to its appeal but alas. The stories are disappointing, not fun and sometimes overly political. I hoped stories would have more zing to them. Instead it was all I imagined they would be. Predictable.
January 5, 2020
Written in most easy to read style, packed with more than one could expect from a flight crew to write, it’s just not a collection of what one experiences on flight, it’s more on how we humans choose to behave.
May 9, 2019
One of the most entertaining books I have ever read. The author has shared a plethora of experiences as a flight attendant which are not only unique, but are extremely hilarious.
March 10, 2019
A simple read but gives enough quirks and nuances of flight experiences faced by air stewards
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