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Torn: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank.
Ever wonder what could drive a young man to suicide? Mental health is very much a taboo subject. Who wants to admit to the world that they are struggling with it?
For Simon Williams, his bizarre journey through life found him looking over his balcony in his mid-forties contemplating the end. What happens next is a heartbreaking, gritty and remarkable tale told with sardonic wit, frank honesty, and a unique perspective on life as Simon struggles to rediscover the meaning of happiness. He realizes that only when we are prepared to die do we stop apologizing for who we are, what we have done, and what we go through.
The first book in an eye-opening trilogy about what it means to savor every day of your existence and believe in yourself to overcome all odds. An inspirational story for anyone who faces tough times. After reading what this man goes through you will know what facing up to fear is and realize you have the power to do what it takes to tackle any issue in life head on.
For Simon Williams, his bizarre journey through life found him looking over his balcony in his mid-forties contemplating the end. What happens next is a heartbreaking, gritty and remarkable tale told with sardonic wit, frank honesty, and a unique perspective on life as Simon struggles to rediscover the meaning of happiness. He realizes that only when we are prepared to die do we stop apologizing for who we are, what we have done, and what we go through.
The first book in an eye-opening trilogy about what it means to savor every day of your existence and believe in yourself to overcome all odds. An inspirational story for anyone who faces tough times. After reading what this man goes through you will know what facing up to fear is and realize you have the power to do what it takes to tackle any issue in life head on.
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Simon Williams
9 books22 followersSimon Williams is an author who believes in the adage, write what you know. So, his two memoir series, TORN and WANDERLOST, encapsulate the three themes he knows best in this world, fear, regret, and inspiration.
Life has not always been easy for Simon, whoever he keeps on fighting. His honest and forthright openness on the issues that have dogged him as he found a determination to continue struggling for the one thing in his life that is most important to him and that still eludes him to this day.
Born in a small, dry town in Australia, after residing in over 45 different locations, Simon now calls Miami, Florida home.
His books are always tinged with sufficient humorous relief to keep uplifting readers as they must follow Simon through what have been some extremely harrowing exploits over his 50 years.
Life has not always been easy for Simon, whoever he keeps on fighting. His honest and forthright openness on the issues that have dogged him as he found a determination to continue struggling for the one thing in his life that is most important to him and that still eludes him to this day.
Born in a small, dry town in Australia, after residing in over 45 different locations, Simon now calls Miami, Florida home.
His books are always tinged with sufficient humorous relief to keep uplifting readers as they must follow Simon through what have been some extremely harrowing exploits over his 50 years.
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February 27, 2017
UPDATE:
2.5★
Just had a quick look at an updated edition, and I think the flow has improved enough to bump it up to 2 and a half stars. I still found some odd changes of direction in the middle of stories, and there are some loose ends, but my overall impression is much as I said in my original review. He'd be a good mate to many!
I appreciate the knocking off of some rough edges in the story-telling, and I have absolutely no objection to the book being "unfinished", as some publishers have apparently complained. Autobiographies are, by definition, unfinished, unless you happen to breathe your last as you lay down the pen after writing your last sentence. What are they thinking?
I still reckon a good editor could add immeasurably to the book (and I still reckon there's too much rugby - but that's just me being fussy!) :)
As before, best of luck to Simon and his boy, and thanks for the updated edition. I'll give readers a taste from the opening paragraph:
"Everyone's life becomes slightly derailed at some point. Mine flew spectacularly off the tracks. Hurtling along the trajectory of the derailed locomotive that almost takes out Harrison Ford, while he stands on the overturned prison transport bus in 'The Fugitive'. I was a cheerful enough lad, born and bred in the lucky country."
(ORIGINAL REVIEW)
It's probably really only 1 or 1 and a half stars, but I'd like to encourage the author not to give up on writing (as if my review would have any influence!), but to get some more training and some professional editorial advice. I appreciated being able to read a free Kindle copy, and I applaud the author's bravery for putting himself out there. I couldn't do it, so congratulations.
There are some delightful anecdotes, both past and present, mixed with the author's obvious pain from the family fracture, all stories that needed a good editor. The reasons for the family fracturing seemed unclear, and there was WAY too much rugby and too many rugby analogies for me, I fear. (I know, he warned us in the title and the beginning!)
He rambles a tale okay, but the bones of the story need to be better connected and fleshed out. The separate episodes aren't strong enough to be a series of short stories, but they don't hang together well enough to flow as a cohesive autobiography.
I reckon a good editor might be able to work with this and pull it together and get the author to tidy up the loose ends we're left wondering about.
I imagine his stories would work well around a fire with a beer or a glass of wine amongst friends, partly because the friends might press for more details or laugh in the right places and encourage him to reveal more of the story.
He's obviously a man whose followed a few different trails, educated himself along the way in the areas that interest him, and now should do the same along this trail - get professional advice and try some short stories, to which I admit to being partial. :)
Good luck, Simon!
2.5★
Just had a quick look at an updated edition, and I think the flow has improved enough to bump it up to 2 and a half stars. I still found some odd changes of direction in the middle of stories, and there are some loose ends, but my overall impression is much as I said in my original review. He'd be a good mate to many!
I appreciate the knocking off of some rough edges in the story-telling, and I have absolutely no objection to the book being "unfinished", as some publishers have apparently complained. Autobiographies are, by definition, unfinished, unless you happen to breathe your last as you lay down the pen after writing your last sentence. What are they thinking?
I still reckon a good editor could add immeasurably to the book (and I still reckon there's too much rugby - but that's just me being fussy!) :)
As before, best of luck to Simon and his boy, and thanks for the updated edition. I'll give readers a taste from the opening paragraph:
"Everyone's life becomes slightly derailed at some point. Mine flew spectacularly off the tracks. Hurtling along the trajectory of the derailed locomotive that almost takes out Harrison Ford, while he stands on the overturned prison transport bus in 'The Fugitive'. I was a cheerful enough lad, born and bred in the lucky country."
(ORIGINAL REVIEW)
It's probably really only 1 or 1 and a half stars, but I'd like to encourage the author not to give up on writing (as if my review would have any influence!), but to get some more training and some professional editorial advice. I appreciated being able to read a free Kindle copy, and I applaud the author's bravery for putting himself out there. I couldn't do it, so congratulations.
There are some delightful anecdotes, both past and present, mixed with the author's obvious pain from the family fracture, all stories that needed a good editor. The reasons for the family fracturing seemed unclear, and there was WAY too much rugby and too many rugby analogies for me, I fear. (I know, he warned us in the title and the beginning!)
He rambles a tale okay, but the bones of the story need to be better connected and fleshed out. The separate episodes aren't strong enough to be a series of short stories, but they don't hang together well enough to flow as a cohesive autobiography.
I reckon a good editor might be able to work with this and pull it together and get the author to tidy up the loose ends we're left wondering about.
I imagine his stories would work well around a fire with a beer or a glass of wine amongst friends, partly because the friends might press for more details or laugh in the right places and encourage him to reveal more of the story.
He's obviously a man whose followed a few different trails, educated himself along the way in the areas that interest him, and now should do the same along this trail - get professional advice and try some short stories, to which I admit to being partial. :)
Good luck, Simon!
June 10, 2017
Thanks to the author for providing me with a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
Usually I don't read autobiography books, but I got a very characteristic e-mail from Simon Williams that totally won me over and I decided to try on this book. I will always give my honest opinion, and that's what I was planning to do. I didn't really feel eager to start the book, because I didn't really know what I was getting into. But, honest as I am, I gotta tell you I was surprised and really liked the book!
This review was first posted on BiteIntoBooks Blog
Pros
Humor: I'm a huge fan of a good dose of humor and there is plenty of it in this book. The sarcasm is at such a high level that I heard myself laughing out loud at various points in this book. I got to the point that I kept reading parts out loud to others and I had to stop myself from doing this. I could totally see Simon Williams sharing his various stories in a full theatre.
Great telling voice: Simon is a very likable person for me. I felt like I really got to know him by reading this book. It was like he was telling me these stories in person, just him and me. the stories in this book read along nice and easy. It actually feels like you're reading something that Simon told and it was like another person was typing along while Simon was telling his story.
Simon writing for himself: I could tell that Simon was mostly writing this book for himself. The last few chapters are dark and sad and I feel like they don't fit in this book at all, but I understand! I understand why Simon was telling all these stories about his life coming to this point where he was stuck and didn't know what to do. I didn't really understood the point of the book at first, but I get it now and I can not imagine what this man has been going through.
Cons
What is real?: Because there is a huge dose of sarcasm in this book I couldn't always get my head around the things that happened. What was real and what was not? Some stories really felt exaggerated for me (I hope they were?!) and at times I was like; Did this really happen like it says here in the book...? I know the final part of the book was real, because there was no sarcasm whatsoever at that part...
No page numbers: I just have to nitpick here. I was like; WHERE AM I IN THIS BOOK?! What page number is this?! Why are there no page numbers?! It annoyed me a bit, I'm just a sucker for page numbers, statistics, how much did I read today and that kind of blahblah.
I highly enjoyed this book in a genre that I don't read that often.. Never actually. I laughed out loud a LOT and I liked it. I love sarcasm, if you have dark humor and like sarcasm you should definitely read this book. You will get to know Simon Williams, who likes rugby and is a physical therapist and also has dark humor! I really feel like Simon could use a hug after this book, I'm so sad for him because of the last part of the book...
Usually I don't read autobiography books, but I got a very characteristic e-mail from Simon Williams that totally won me over and I decided to try on this book. I will always give my honest opinion, and that's what I was planning to do. I didn't really feel eager to start the book, because I didn't really know what I was getting into. But, honest as I am, I gotta tell you I was surprised and really liked the book!
This review was first posted on BiteIntoBooks Blog
Pros
Humor: I'm a huge fan of a good dose of humor and there is plenty of it in this book. The sarcasm is at such a high level that I heard myself laughing out loud at various points in this book. I got to the point that I kept reading parts out loud to others and I had to stop myself from doing this. I could totally see Simon Williams sharing his various stories in a full theatre.
Great telling voice: Simon is a very likable person for me. I felt like I really got to know him by reading this book. It was like he was telling me these stories in person, just him and me. the stories in this book read along nice and easy. It actually feels like you're reading something that Simon told and it was like another person was typing along while Simon was telling his story.
Simon writing for himself: I could tell that Simon was mostly writing this book for himself. The last few chapters are dark and sad and I feel like they don't fit in this book at all, but I understand! I understand why Simon was telling all these stories about his life coming to this point where he was stuck and didn't know what to do. I didn't really understood the point of the book at first, but I get it now and I can not imagine what this man has been going through.
Cons
What is real?: Because there is a huge dose of sarcasm in this book I couldn't always get my head around the things that happened. What was real and what was not? Some stories really felt exaggerated for me (I hope they were?!) and at times I was like; Did this really happen like it says here in the book...? I know the final part of the book was real, because there was no sarcasm whatsoever at that part...
No page numbers: I just have to nitpick here. I was like; WHERE AM I IN THIS BOOK?! What page number is this?! Why are there no page numbers?! It annoyed me a bit, I'm just a sucker for page numbers, statistics, how much did I read today and that kind of blahblah.
I highly enjoyed this book in a genre that I don't read that often.. Never actually. I laughed out loud a LOT and I liked it. I love sarcasm, if you have dark humor and like sarcasm you should definitely read this book. You will get to know Simon Williams, who likes rugby and is a physical therapist and also has dark humor! I really feel like Simon could use a hug after this book, I'm so sad for him because of the last part of the book...
August 9, 2015
This is a very raw and honest story of one man's quest to regain custody of his son. It made me laugh, cry and everything in between.
January 1, 2018
I was contacted by the author, Simon Williams, about reviewing the first book in his trilogy. The email was charming and snarky and the story – his own, in point of fact – sounded intriguing, so I agreed. I wasn’t sure exactly what to expect, but was curious. Well, I’ve finished the book, and am still curious… This is the teaser language that Mr. Williams included in his intro letter to me: “After suffering an unimaginable heart break, a dejected man suffers through depression and frustration. After four years of misery he considers ending it all. Thousands of miles from home he has only his thoughts for support. What began as a suicide note then turns into a hilariously sarcastic, disruptive and unapologetic book series. Only when we start to die, do we stop apologizing for who we are and what we go through.” I expected this to be a difficult story to read; it was, sort of, but not in the way I anticipated. Instead of a journey into depression, I found a bunch of stories about growing up an Aussie, the asininity of Americans, the heartbreak of frustrated rugby dreams, and lots of time in pubs. Then, in the last 5% of the book (literally), along comes the girl – and everything changes. Quickly, in brief paragraphs, and without much intro or explanation.
I must admit, there are some rough spots, both in content and in format/style. Mr. Williams has a strong voice. He tells a compelling story and is particularly gifted at conveying anecdotal snapshots of his life and adventures traveling from Australia (Queensland) to the United States (roughly the central west coast of Florida). The vast majority of the book feels like hanging out in a bar/pub, listening to stories… They are all a little rough around the edges, but that’s part of their charm – right up until it starts to feel like a little too much. Fortunately, the stories/chapters are generally not that long, so the “little too much” usually winds up before it becomes “just too much.” This format makes the book feel a little like rambling down a country road: the individual steps don’t always seem to be leading you anywhere, but then all of a sudden you find yourself running into something – a crossroads, a fellow traveler, a house – and realize you’ve been on a journey the whole time, you just didn’t always know to where. It made for a more disjointed read than I normally choose, but that’s alright – sometimes the roads we don’t choose are more interesting than the ones we do.
This was also a more decidedly masculine narrative than I normally pick up. That’s not to say that I only read “chick books” – I certainly do not – but that there’s a more tough-guy sensibility at work here than I anticipated (I don’t know why, but it’s true). I occasionally found myself rolling my eyes at yet another story about a pub or rugby or short-temperedness or the ridiculousness of America/Americans. I’d skim a bit to get past that point, then find myself intrigued again. The conversational style of his writing helped with that, I think, at least for me.
This is how literally 95% of the book went on. I had actually forgotten it was part of a trilogy at that point, and was starting to wonder where the dejection, heartbreak, and suicidal bits were going to come in. When they did, they felt rushed and overly brief and curt. There’s no indication as to why this particular woman became so indispensable that he literally threw everything away for her – despite what, in the abbreviated bits provided, seem to be rather clear indications of trouble… I am assuming those come in the next two installments (which are available now). That is fine – it was labeled a trilogy, so I don’t expect the story to come full circle in the first book. What I would have liked to see though, is a more consistent level of detail provided – it’s like the vast majority of the book is viewed through a microscope, then what I take to be the most essential part of his story is presented from 75,000 feet up… It felt rushed and like a teaser, rather than an ending of this first installment.
Still, this is a moving, incredibly detailed self-reflection. I can’t imagine how difficult it must have been to not only put all of this on paper but to then read and reread it and open it to others… It may feel rough around the edges, but whose life doesn’t, when examined microscopically? I give Mr. Williams tremendous credit for his efforts – and wish him the best of luck in his journey.
I must admit, there are some rough spots, both in content and in format/style. Mr. Williams has a strong voice. He tells a compelling story and is particularly gifted at conveying anecdotal snapshots of his life and adventures traveling from Australia (Queensland) to the United States (roughly the central west coast of Florida). The vast majority of the book feels like hanging out in a bar/pub, listening to stories… They are all a little rough around the edges, but that’s part of their charm – right up until it starts to feel like a little too much. Fortunately, the stories/chapters are generally not that long, so the “little too much” usually winds up before it becomes “just too much.” This format makes the book feel a little like rambling down a country road: the individual steps don’t always seem to be leading you anywhere, but then all of a sudden you find yourself running into something – a crossroads, a fellow traveler, a house – and realize you’ve been on a journey the whole time, you just didn’t always know to where. It made for a more disjointed read than I normally choose, but that’s alright – sometimes the roads we don’t choose are more interesting than the ones we do.
This was also a more decidedly masculine narrative than I normally pick up. That’s not to say that I only read “chick books” – I certainly do not – but that there’s a more tough-guy sensibility at work here than I anticipated (I don’t know why, but it’s true). I occasionally found myself rolling my eyes at yet another story about a pub or rugby or short-temperedness or the ridiculousness of America/Americans. I’d skim a bit to get past that point, then find myself intrigued again. The conversational style of his writing helped with that, I think, at least for me.
This is how literally 95% of the book went on. I had actually forgotten it was part of a trilogy at that point, and was starting to wonder where the dejection, heartbreak, and suicidal bits were going to come in. When they did, they felt rushed and overly brief and curt. There’s no indication as to why this particular woman became so indispensable that he literally threw everything away for her – despite what, in the abbreviated bits provided, seem to be rather clear indications of trouble… I am assuming those come in the next two installments (which are available now). That is fine – it was labeled a trilogy, so I don’t expect the story to come full circle in the first book. What I would have liked to see though, is a more consistent level of detail provided – it’s like the vast majority of the book is viewed through a microscope, then what I take to be the most essential part of his story is presented from 75,000 feet up… It felt rushed and like a teaser, rather than an ending of this first installment.
Still, this is a moving, incredibly detailed self-reflection. I can’t imagine how difficult it must have been to not only put all of this on paper but to then read and reread it and open it to others… It may feel rough around the edges, but whose life doesn’t, when examined microscopically? I give Mr. Williams tremendous credit for his efforts – and wish him the best of luck in his journey.
January 15, 2018
I received a free copy of this book from the author in exchange for a fair and honest review. All opinions are my own.
Trigger Warning: This book deals with the subjects of suicide, mental health and more. It also features strong language.
Torn: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank is the story of Simon Williams. The author himself writes about the troubling circumstances that led him to contemplate the end of his life, and the struggles of life in general. From adjusting to a life in America much different than the one he grew up with in Australia to the pitfalls of the American Healthcare System and the heartbreaking realization that the person you love can be the ultimate source of betrayal. Here's the synopsis:
Ever wonder what could drive a young man to suicide? Mental health is very much a taboo subject. Who wants to admit to the world that they are struggling with it?
For Simon Williams, his bizarre journey through life found him looking over his balcony in his mid-forties contemplating the end. What happens next is a heartbreaking, gritty and remarkable tale told with sardonic wit, frank honesty, and a unique perspective on life as Simon struggles to rediscover the meaning of happiness. He realizes that only when we are prepared to die do we stop apologizing for who we are, what we have done, and what we go through.
The first book in an eye-opening trilogy about what it means to savor every day of your existence and believe in yourself to overcome all odds. An inspirational story for anyone who faces tough times. After reading what this man goes through you will know what facing up to fear is and realize you have the power to do what it takes to tackle any issue in life head on.
This was definitely one of the most creative and unique memoir style tell-all that I've ever read. Filled with rich imagery, humorous and sometimes perilous stories that relate to the main story of the author, and a unique outlook on life many in America would never recognize. The book does a great job of showing how people from around the world adjust to life in America, which is not always an easy thing. It also showcases the mindset and outlook of an Australian native thrown into the chaos that is the United States. Delving into subjects like US Healthcare, US Immigration and the hardship of marriage, this book is a powerful insight into the struggles of everyday life, and finding meaning when your life seems meaningless.
Overall this was a great read. Filled with heart, humor and passion, the story was well written and deserves to be read. With two more books in the series, the story of one man's struggle to reunite with family and find a purpose in his life is a must read. If you haven't yet be sure to pick up book one of Torn by Simon Williams today!
Trigger Warning: This book deals with the subjects of suicide, mental health and more. It also features strong language.
Torn: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank is the story of Simon Williams. The author himself writes about the troubling circumstances that led him to contemplate the end of his life, and the struggles of life in general. From adjusting to a life in America much different than the one he grew up with in Australia to the pitfalls of the American Healthcare System and the heartbreaking realization that the person you love can be the ultimate source of betrayal. Here's the synopsis:
Ever wonder what could drive a young man to suicide? Mental health is very much a taboo subject. Who wants to admit to the world that they are struggling with it?
For Simon Williams, his bizarre journey through life found him looking over his balcony in his mid-forties contemplating the end. What happens next is a heartbreaking, gritty and remarkable tale told with sardonic wit, frank honesty, and a unique perspective on life as Simon struggles to rediscover the meaning of happiness. He realizes that only when we are prepared to die do we stop apologizing for who we are, what we have done, and what we go through.
The first book in an eye-opening trilogy about what it means to savor every day of your existence and believe in yourself to overcome all odds. An inspirational story for anyone who faces tough times. After reading what this man goes through you will know what facing up to fear is and realize you have the power to do what it takes to tackle any issue in life head on.
This was definitely one of the most creative and unique memoir style tell-all that I've ever read. Filled with rich imagery, humorous and sometimes perilous stories that relate to the main story of the author, and a unique outlook on life many in America would never recognize. The book does a great job of showing how people from around the world adjust to life in America, which is not always an easy thing. It also showcases the mindset and outlook of an Australian native thrown into the chaos that is the United States. Delving into subjects like US Healthcare, US Immigration and the hardship of marriage, this book is a powerful insight into the struggles of everyday life, and finding meaning when your life seems meaningless.
Overall this was a great read. Filled with heart, humor and passion, the story was well written and deserves to be read. With two more books in the series, the story of one man's struggle to reunite with family and find a purpose in his life is a must read. If you haven't yet be sure to pick up book one of Torn by Simon Williams today!
May 17, 2017
TORN: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank by Simon Williams is a personal story of an intelligent man from down under (Australia not Austria)!
The author’s journey is full of surprises both pleasant and unpleasant. It’s a trip of self-discovery and self-realization.
If you are a rugby fan then this book is for you, there are so many information about the sport that even me that I had no idea about it learned a quite a lot.
The struggles of the author to migrate from Australia to the USA are described in a caustic and satirical way that they were times I couldn’t stop laughing. I connected with his endeavors since similar events did happen to me when I visited the USA back in 1998 and it was near the time the author made his attempts too.
The book has this humorous undertone which is addicted and entertaining at the same time making you read and read until you finish the book and then wishing there was more. The authors failed marriage and the loss of his son are indeed heartbreaking and me entirely associated with him on some level as I got a divorce a year ago. I do hope he will reunite with his son; there is nothing more beautiful than the bond between father and a son.
Can’t wait to read the sequels.
Highly recommended.
The author’s journey is full of surprises both pleasant and unpleasant. It’s a trip of self-discovery and self-realization.
If you are a rugby fan then this book is for you, there are so many information about the sport that even me that I had no idea about it learned a quite a lot.
The struggles of the author to migrate from Australia to the USA are described in a caustic and satirical way that they were times I couldn’t stop laughing. I connected with his endeavors since similar events did happen to me when I visited the USA back in 1998 and it was near the time the author made his attempts too.
The book has this humorous undertone which is addicted and entertaining at the same time making you read and read until you finish the book and then wishing there was more. The authors failed marriage and the loss of his son are indeed heartbreaking and me entirely associated with him on some level as I got a divorce a year ago. I do hope he will reunite with his son; there is nothing more beautiful than the bond between father and a son.
Can’t wait to read the sequels.
Highly recommended.
January 24, 2019
It reads like a rough draft or a diary. An editor is desperately needed, as well as focus on other characters besides the author.
DNF
DNF
November 12, 2017
This book was among the first that I was asked to review (Sorry that it took me so long Simon to get this written). My initial impression of the book was that the language was rough Aussie (lots of swearing etc which isn’t my cup of tea normally) but I felt I should continue reading it as I promised I would. I was really glad that I persisted.
This book is engaging, funny, and informative. It also plays with the reader’s emotions. When reading this book the reader feels like he/she is also on the journey with the author so much that when things go wrong you can’t help feeling what Simon feels/experiences. His use of sarcasm really highlights how Aussies can take life in their stride and not take it that seriously.
In parts it was sad but overall I came away feeling in awe of how Simon took it upon himself to uproot himself from a country he knew and had grown up in to embark on living and working in a country he didn’t where he also didn’t know anyone. I’m still not sure if this was foolhardy or not but then I’m not that adventurous a person. It is a worthwhile read.
This book is engaging, funny, and informative. It also plays with the reader’s emotions. When reading this book the reader feels like he/she is also on the journey with the author so much that when things go wrong you can’t help feeling what Simon feels/experiences. His use of sarcasm really highlights how Aussies can take life in their stride and not take it that seriously.
In parts it was sad but overall I came away feeling in awe of how Simon took it upon himself to uproot himself from a country he knew and had grown up in to embark on living and working in a country he didn’t where he also didn’t know anyone. I’m still not sure if this was foolhardy or not but then I’m not that adventurous a person. It is a worthwhile read.
September 22, 2015
I wasn't quite sure what to expect from a book called "Torn: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank." I knew what a wallaby was, and I know a bit about Australia, but nothing prepared me for Simon Williams' charming and heart-wrenching tale of tragedy and hope.
Written in a sort of stream of consciousness type style, Simon Williams tells a story that is not only true, but extremely insightful. There are equal parts humor and sadness, but Williams manages to tie in all of his seemingly random thought processes into one cohesive whole memoir.
Williams details his move from the land down under to the US to work. These experiences are highlighted with wit and endearing banter. Contrary to these light, comical experiences is the author's terrible experience of the abduction of his son in Brazil. It is this contrast between life's literal highest highs and lowest lows that Williams shines as an author. He richly describes the events that befall him in a non-victim kind of way. He acknowledges that life is unfair, and if humor is not a part of your daily regime, a living existence could be fatal.
As you know, I enjoy books where I learn something new about life, be it fictional or based on real events. In Torn, Simon Williams captivated my attention with ever single Australian-laden word and turn of phrase.
Written in a sort of stream of consciousness type style, Simon Williams tells a story that is not only true, but extremely insightful. There are equal parts humor and sadness, but Williams manages to tie in all of his seemingly random thought processes into one cohesive whole memoir.
Williams details his move from the land down under to the US to work. These experiences are highlighted with wit and endearing banter. Contrary to these light, comical experiences is the author's terrible experience of the abduction of his son in Brazil. It is this contrast between life's literal highest highs and lowest lows that Williams shines as an author. He richly describes the events that befall him in a non-victim kind of way. He acknowledges that life is unfair, and if humor is not a part of your daily regime, a living existence could be fatal.
As you know, I enjoy books where I learn something new about life, be it fictional or based on real events. In Torn, Simon Williams captivated my attention with ever single Australian-laden word and turn of phrase.
October 9, 2015
I enjoyed this book. I was sent a copy for review and although it has its flaws, I found it generally well-written, funny in places and with a good many shrewd observations to make.
Simon Williams tells the story of how, as an Australian from a small town in Queensland, he ended up working as a physiotherapist in Florida. His often humorous experiences of the USA and its people and his infatuation with playing rugby make up the majority of the book, but his motivation for writing it was really to expose the terrible pain and injustice he has suffered as his wife illegally abducted his son to Brazil, and the impotence of any agency to help. It's a harrowing tale and one to make you very angry on his behalf - and on behalf of others who have suffered similarly - but the bulk of the book is a rather Bill Bryson-esque account of the quirks of the USA as seen by an outsider. These - especially his observations on the health system - are shrewd and witty, and the whole book has a humorous tone to it which I enjoyed.
I have to say that the story of his son's abduction seemed oddly placed here and because of its scattered nature it lost some of its impact for me, but overall it's a very enjoyable, readable book. Some interest in rugby would help but it's not essential, and I can recommend this: it made me smile a lot and says important things, too.
Simon Williams tells the story of how, as an Australian from a small town in Queensland, he ended up working as a physiotherapist in Florida. His often humorous experiences of the USA and its people and his infatuation with playing rugby make up the majority of the book, but his motivation for writing it was really to expose the terrible pain and injustice he has suffered as his wife illegally abducted his son to Brazil, and the impotence of any agency to help. It's a harrowing tale and one to make you very angry on his behalf - and on behalf of others who have suffered similarly - but the bulk of the book is a rather Bill Bryson-esque account of the quirks of the USA as seen by an outsider. These - especially his observations on the health system - are shrewd and witty, and the whole book has a humorous tone to it which I enjoyed.
I have to say that the story of his son's abduction seemed oddly placed here and because of its scattered nature it lost some of its impact for me, but overall it's a very enjoyable, readable book. Some interest in rugby would help but it's not essential, and I can recommend this: it made me smile a lot and says important things, too.
December 26, 2016
"Torn: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank"’ written by Simon Williams is a decent piece of literature, a book that will make you laugh, sometimes making you angry, and sometimes sad, but overall delivers good and entertaining story.
The main character is author himself, who as a man from Australia found himself working as a physiotherapist in Florida. Through the entire book Williams expresses his views about the particular aspects of American life and culture that will make you laugh, for the most part.
What motivated Williams to write this book was the pan he felt when his wife illegally abducted their son, and took him all the way to Brazil, leaving Williams helpless. In this part of book, reader will be in same time sad and angry on Williams behalf and other people that experienced the same horrible things.
Yet, besides that part ‘Torn’ will make you laugh with the views about America seen from the outsider, making this book an enjoyable and humorous experience that can be recommended.
Williams with "‘Torn"’ managed to create character for which reader will care, despite his flaws, turning page after page discovering what happened next in SimonÂ’s life.
I was given a copy of this book by the author for the purpose of unbiased review, while all the presented information is based on my impressions.
The main character is author himself, who as a man from Australia found himself working as a physiotherapist in Florida. Through the entire book Williams expresses his views about the particular aspects of American life and culture that will make you laugh, for the most part.
What motivated Williams to write this book was the pan he felt when his wife illegally abducted their son, and took him all the way to Brazil, leaving Williams helpless. In this part of book, reader will be in same time sad and angry on Williams behalf and other people that experienced the same horrible things.
Yet, besides that part ‘Torn’ will make you laugh with the views about America seen from the outsider, making this book an enjoyable and humorous experience that can be recommended.
Williams with "‘Torn"’ managed to create character for which reader will care, despite his flaws, turning page after page discovering what happened next in SimonÂ’s life.
I was given a copy of this book by the author for the purpose of unbiased review, while all the presented information is based on my impressions.
July 1, 2015
Torn: The Story of an Undeserving Wallaby Drowning in a Septic Tank by Simon Williams is humorous and gripping memoir - one that will make you laugh, cry and feel many other emotions in between.
When I started reading the book, I was not sure how well I would like it. But, shortly into the first chapter, I found myself not able to put it down. I needed to see what would be the outcome to the abduction of Simon's son and whether the agencies in Brazil would become competent to help Simon. Strewn throughout are witty, humorous and laugh-out-loud moments from the author's life and observations about America that can only be told by someone new to the country. Written with a touch of sarcasm and snark, the story captured so many facets of American life from an outsider's perspective, it was funny to see it from a fresh set of eyes.
Overall, it was a very good read that was well-written, yet choppy in some places. I would definitely recommend it to those who like memoirs as it was quite entertaining.
Full Disclosure - I was given a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for an honest review.
When I started reading the book, I was not sure how well I would like it. But, shortly into the first chapter, I found myself not able to put it down. I needed to see what would be the outcome to the abduction of Simon's son and whether the agencies in Brazil would become competent to help Simon. Strewn throughout are witty, humorous and laugh-out-loud moments from the author's life and observations about America that can only be told by someone new to the country. Written with a touch of sarcasm and snark, the story captured so many facets of American life from an outsider's perspective, it was funny to see it from a fresh set of eyes.
Overall, it was a very good read that was well-written, yet choppy in some places. I would definitely recommend it to those who like memoirs as it was quite entertaining.
Full Disclosure - I was given a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for an honest review.
August 8, 2015
I so badly wanted to enjoy this book. The author emailed me through a book club website, and it was picked as my book club's book for August. I tried really hard to get into it, but I just couldn't. I found myself skimming through to the sections about the author's son. I'm so happy for Mr. Williams that he has been reunited with his son! This books just wasn't for me. It also seemed to be lacking in the editing department. There were far too many typos.
December 27, 2015
Although the book may not be the thriller that you love to read, it is an interesting story that you will love to read. A story of a dreamer, a story of an ambitious lad wanting to make a new life in a new country, a story of a loving son and a doting father, a story of a torn fighter waging an endless battle to hold his son in his arms again. ~ http://bookreviews.infoversant.com/to...
April 3, 2017
TORN by Simon WIlliams, copyright by the author, 2017
I laugh out loud at myself as Simon Williams describes our American foibles from his outsider perspective. But the funnier he is, the more tragic becomes the problem he eludes to many times, that his humor covers up until page 220 of 225. He derides the American health care system as he first experiences in Florida and paints a picture of the DMV reminiscent of Zootopia, peppering episodic tales with references to Monty Python (his shared interest in which helps him pass his physical therapy exams at “uni”) and other pop culture icons from the 1980’s and 90’s. The “rugby gods” shine down on him for the most part, but the Universe also deals him some “s*** to stir.” Despite rude patients and divorced workmates, rugby injuries and car trouble, a girlfriend’s hijacked photo and bar brawls, he never stays down for long, until serious depression strikes. Having traveled a bumpy road with him, that’s when I’m hooked. I ditto his claim that writing is a way of getting back up. Writing and good mates. Two follow-ups succeed TORN.
I laugh out loud at myself as Simon Williams describes our American foibles from his outsider perspective. But the funnier he is, the more tragic becomes the problem he eludes to many times, that his humor covers up until page 220 of 225. He derides the American health care system as he first experiences in Florida and paints a picture of the DMV reminiscent of Zootopia, peppering episodic tales with references to Monty Python (his shared interest in which helps him pass his physical therapy exams at “uni”) and other pop culture icons from the 1980’s and 90’s. The “rugby gods” shine down on him for the most part, but the Universe also deals him some “s*** to stir.” Despite rude patients and divorced workmates, rugby injuries and car trouble, a girlfriend’s hijacked photo and bar brawls, he never stays down for long, until serious depression strikes. Having traveled a bumpy road with him, that’s when I’m hooked. I ditto his claim that writing is a way of getting back up. Writing and good mates. Two follow-ups succeed TORN.
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