You know how I keep saying I don't like talking, walking kids in romance? Turns out I like them when they're terrorizing their mom and the man she cheated with and left their father for.
Okay so. Maybe it's not kids that I dislike in romance but how the authors choose to use them to meddle and make wise beyond their years observations about the relationship between the MCs?
Because let me tell you Lucy's a slightly wicked headstrong little girl and Leo loves nothing more than to mind his business and I liked them just fine.
I adored these two. Rory and David, that is. Not the kids. Though I already said I liked those.
Rory and David seem like they wouldn't work, on paper, yet somehow they do?
Fancy schmancy 24 year old David with his suits and always fully dressed teddy bear and 41, almost 42 year old salt of the earth postman Rory, who's somehow too good for the shitty hand life has dealt him so far but he's muddling valiantly along.
David's very gay and Rory's been very straight —well...until David.
And they're both increasingly into each other, and that would be that, except EVERYONE (I'm not even kidding) thinks neither could possibly be into the other and they get into their heads about it.
David's very flighty and has never really wanted to settle down for long, plus as his own mom says, he really only ever dates older men with a pretty high minimum bank balance. So he starts out thinking this is a 'for now' arrangement as he'll soon go back to London.
Rory's besties with a homophobe who kinda gets into his head before David moves in, so at the start he's googling the 'gay agenda' just to be forearmed, not to mention he's got two kids who don't love their current living situation with their mom, so all he's really looking for is stability.
They shouldn't work. But somehow, they slot perfectly into the gaps in each other's lives.
Rory's the first person to ever really take David seriously. Until people start telling him he can't possibly rely on David. Not David, the one who never commits to anything? Will he even be staying in the area long term? You know the kind of men he usually goes for. Besides, even if he was into Rory, Rory's too old for him, right?
David gets along spectacularly well with Rory's admittedly difficult kids. He wants to be a family unit with them. Except everyone says Rory's straighter than an arrow. Don't even try that. Probably will get back with his ex. And his own mom says REALLY? That's the guy you like? The short, balding one? That's not your usual type, darling, you'll be bored of him in no time. Best to move on. Find someone more exciting.
😭I've never wanted everyone to collectively shut the fuck up more. They're all so well meaning but so damn destructive. Each opinion pushed these two further apart.
So they're living together, sad as fuck, pining over the other and scared shitless of saying anything because they don't want to ruin their friendship.
All because meddlesome people can't leave well enough alone.
Sigh.
This reminds me of the Mills and Boon /Harlequin romances we used to read way back when —in the sense that the couple gets together 84% in so most of the book is just build up.
I'm curious why we deviated from that formula because I REALLY liked reading a romance with that pacing. And it wasn't lots of side plot to fill the pages, either. Just a steady simmer until everything boiled over.
These two aren't kids, but I kinda liked them having a nervous 'I like you' moment and not a lust-filled crashing of mouths and shoving each other up against walls moment.
I miss well-written slow burns that aren't YA/NA. I absolutely want the MCs to combust in an explosion of passionate lust💀 but I want them to really, really, REALLY know and like each other before.
And the whole nervous with each other even though they've known each other a while really worked for me, too.
Also, the book sounds very British because who else says things like... "Having someone give his dick a good seeing to was great, it was fucking brilliant"
Sounds like a very polite euphemism for what happened.
Good 'seeing to', indeed.