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49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables: An (seriously silly) kid’s guide packed with funny excuses for dodging your greens
“This book is goooooood as flipppp! I love it! Gives you something to do when you're bored, and it never gets boring!” ★★★★★
“Great funny book BEST for a laugh . . . DON’T buy this book if you don’t want a laugh.” ★★★★★
Do you HATE eating your vegetables? Stupid question. Everyone does!
Do you wish you could eat more junk food, candy, or ice cream? Another stupid question. Everyone does!
Do you want to make your parents laugh instead of forcing you to eat your greens? Tell me more . . .
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for not eating your vegetables that are so hilarious and funny that your parents will throw all the healthy stuff in the bin while laughing out loud. Each humourous excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you giggle even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses
The Decaying Excuse - did you know vegetables decay after 2-3 days, puddings, on the other hand . . .The Veg-Table Excuse - I've just received a terrible diagnosis. I’m severely allergic to veg, and also tablesThe Fruit & Veg Excuse - potatoes are a vegetable and tomatoes are a fruit, so I’m going to go eat fries dipped in tomato sauceThe Hamster Excuse - I’m just storing my vegetables in my cheeks for later, like a hamster, and now I need to go to the bathroomThe Hungry Bin Excuse - have you noticed that the kitchen bin has been looking hungry, so I’m going to let it have my vegetablesAnd many more!This book is the eighth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.
So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables today and start having fun and avoiding vegetables with hilarious excuses!
“Great funny book BEST for a laugh . . . DON’T buy this book if you don’t want a laugh.” ★★★★★
Do you HATE eating your vegetables? Stupid question. Everyone does!
Do you wish you could eat more junk food, candy, or ice cream? Another stupid question. Everyone does!
Do you want to make your parents laugh instead of forcing you to eat your greens? Tell me more . . .
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for not eating your vegetables that are so hilarious and funny that your parents will throw all the healthy stuff in the bin while laughing out loud. Each humourous excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you giggle even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses
The Decaying Excuse - did you know vegetables decay after 2-3 days, puddings, on the other hand . . .The Veg-Table Excuse - I've just received a terrible diagnosis. I’m severely allergic to veg, and also tablesThe Fruit & Veg Excuse - potatoes are a vegetable and tomatoes are a fruit, so I’m going to go eat fries dipped in tomato sauceThe Hamster Excuse - I’m just storing my vegetables in my cheeks for later, like a hamster, and now I need to go to the bathroomThe Hungry Bin Excuse - have you noticed that the kitchen bin has been looking hungry, so I’m going to let it have my vegetablesAnd many more!This book is the eighth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.
So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables today and start having fun and avoiding vegetables with hilarious excuses!
77 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 31, 2017
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About the author
James Warwood
57 books51 followersJames Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
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