Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!: Reach Around Books--Season One, Book Four

by Bimisi Tayanita, Sumguyen Bangladesh (Illustrator)

“If you have not done it yet, you are really missing out… Grab a sack of Tony’s nuts and put them in your mouth!” --The Johnson twins Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun Dipped into the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler (presumably named Tony) who mimed towards his cart and through guttural broken english encouraged them to “Put Tony’s nuts in your mouth…” 60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza complimented the first of Tony’s nuts, pen was put to parchment and book four of Season One came to be.

Genres: Fiction, Humor, Picture Books

22 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 27, 2017

Reviews

[Matt · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another in the off-colour books by Bimisi Tayanita, which will keep the reader snickering as they try to keep a straight face. With a story on the surface that is meant for a child, Tayanita’s piece has double entendres that dig to the core of the story and will leave adults trying to look mature. Tony’s nuts are known all over, with people flocking from near and far to put them in their mouths. Salty and so addictive, many pine for Tony’s nuts, particularly when he does some of his special tricks with them. From teenage girls to grandparents and even the odd mother, Tony’s nuts are ones not to be missed, for sucking on them seem to calm any situation. A well-crafted piece that will bring a laugh bubbling up to the surface. Not one I will be adding to my “read with Neo” shelf anytime soon.

Kudos, Madam Tayanita for keeping me highly entertained. I love the tongue in cheek nature of this piece.

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[Abigail Walker · Rating 3 out of 5]

In the spirit of honesty, I found a video of someone reading this book on LADbible/Facebook but, as I read along with them, I still class this as a read 😂.

I don’t know where to begin with this book. As an adult there’s no way you can read this without understanding every innuendo... especially when the book is pretty explicit from beginning to end.

Luckily children would be too young to understand the humour of this book, and I feel as though this book is written more for the enjoyment of adults and is more of an adult’s book written in the style of a children’s.

Overall, I found elements of it funny but a lot of it I found a bit over the top. There are only so many times you can play on the humour of the word ‘nuts’!

[Furrydestroyer 420 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Only if he asks politely

[Chastity Stanfield · Rating 1 out of 5]

I am a children's librarian and this book is absolutely disgusting and targets the LBGTQ community as well as it targets child molesters. I would never read this book to my children in the library or at home. This book needs to be pulled off shelves in every store and it needs to be pulled off websites and God forbid it's in a library. This upsets me that some sick people wrote this book for children. The authors should be made to take a loss on this book as well as the publishers who backed this book. Make them pay for every copy printed and make them read this book over and over until they find it as degrading and derogatory as it is! This book is a waste of paper and ink it should be in the toilet paper isle because that's all it is good for. Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh, you are sick and the whole series of these books should be flushed down the toilet in hell!

[Антон · Rating 5 out of 5]

Without a doubt, one of the funniest books I have ever read. Much respect to the author of this masterpiece.
Everyone should read the book about Tony's nuts - it's a must!

[Leo · Rating 1 out of 5]

Goes to far by suggesting child molesting in the context of the book. The first few lines were funny, until they ruined it by taking things too far. I’m one for a good laugh, but not one that is vulgar, crude, and disturbing.

[Ioana Corina Sava · Rating 3 out of 5]

I didnt like the part where the grandpa licked the nuts. It was too much for me.

[Oopsie Daisy (Crows Version) · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hehe.

[christina 🌺 · Rating 5 out of 5]

tbh I want to try them now

[Myriam · Rating 5 out of 5]

Are you tired of boring children's books? Do you feel like having a heart attack caused by hysterical laughing? These books will cure any boredom and they are seriously dangerous for health if you have a weak heart. 
The author is a pure genius of double entendre that little ones will have no problem missing and the adults will keep on being entertained. These books just don't get boring ever. The author is absolute master of word play and hints, and I just absolutely love her.
I hope she plans on writing more of these, because I really want more.
Books can be read in any order, they never stop being hilariously funny. Suzy Likes to Look at Balls (Season One Book One), Come Swing with Us! (Season One book Two), Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand (Season one Book Three), Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! (Season one Book Four), and Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber (Season one Book Five).

[Elyse · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilariously dirty for the adult and easily innocent for the child. You'll be holding back tears of laughter the whole time!! A book you'll WANT to re-read 100 times to your child! Or to your significant other or your siblings or your friends or your coworkers! 🤣🤣🤣 Not for the easily offended! Recommended to anyone sick of reading the same book over and over to their child(ren) or any adult looking for a good laugh!

I'm kidding, don't read these to your child(ren). lol

[Just a Girl Fighting Censorship · Rating 2 out of 5]

A joke book meant for adults. It is the same joke over and over again. It gets old fast and isn't particularly clever. It is difficult for me to believe that people buy this, but there is a whole series by these authors so the money must be there.

Overall this book is the literary equivalent to "that's what she said" minus any irony.

[LiLu · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved It

Every now and again you need to laugh. Laugh so hard you snort, and then laugh some more. With everything going, injury, I needed to laugh, and laugh I did until I snorted and woke up my dogs!!! I LOVE this book! Thank you so very much!!

[Ali Raja · Rating 5 out of 5]

If your bored and have 5 minutes to laugh you might wanna know more about Tony`s nuts and how they are famous LMAO . Again, kids will never know the hidden messages or will they LMAO . You got to start reading these Adult picture books MUST RECOMMEND FOR A GOOD LAUGH

[Paula · Rating 5 out of 5]

I feel as though this book is written more for the enjoyment of adults. I don’t know where to begin with this book. As an adult there’s no way you can read this without understanding every innuendo... especially when the book is pretty explicit from beginning to end.

[David Howells · Rating 5 out of 5]

great book doesn’t work on kindle paper white

This book does not work on Kindle paperwhite. Pages are missing on the Kindle paperwhite edition. It works fine on other Kindle products.

[David Hellyer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Story Time Favorite

Loved this, very educational as Tony's nuts are equally enjoyed by all people around town. A tale of equality 😂

[Dee Robb · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not as funny as some of Bimisi’s other books.

[David Blaylock · Rating 4 out of 5]

Now I know the whole story.

[Holly Letson · Rating 4 out of 5]

Since my honey's name is Tony, we found this absolutely hilarious.

[Adrian · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny.

[Stephanie Blake · Rating 5 out of 5]

Rotglmao

Hilariously funny! Written like a children's book; made for an adult. Definitely worth reading for a good laugh with friends

[Lou · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious

Read this after seeing Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber. Very funny indeed but not even close to Brenda funny. Will of course immediately be looking for the rest.

[KAYLA · Rating 5 out of 5]

Salty

You really do have the dirtiest mind to write a series of books like this and somehow I can still read it and enjoy laughing at the hidden meanings.

[Lisa White · Rating 3 out of 5]

Crazy

What a crazy book it is definitely not for everyone in the family to try so you must keep it to yourself

[Patty Conway · Rating 5 out of 5]

All my camping friends loved this bedtime story

A great campfire story for adults. We would all like to try Tony's delicious nuts. Read about Brenda's beaver too.

[RK Byers · Rating 3 out of 5]

clever, but a little over the top.

[Elsa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Haha

It was funny but not my favorite. Too obvious but still a funny book! Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts.

[Simina · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastic children’s book. If I ever have children, I know what to get them.

[Linda · Rating 4 out of 5]

We had such a good laugh about this one!