The Humument by Tom Philips. This document regards the Fifth Edition unless otherwise noted.
Review: It’s a postmodern artist endeavor that is less about plot and more about someone musing about art and turning pages into paintings. This is notable even in the title: Mr. Philips has taken a forgotten Victorian-era Romance novel called “The Human Document” and crossed out bits of the title to get “The Humument.”
The plot is incredibly hard to follow and it works better as a collection of paintings. As a collection of paintings, they are weird enough to capture anyone’s interest if they’re curious enough.
It’s more of an art project than a “novel” but the project itself is “novel” so, I guess, it gets points for that.
As a book: 1 star out of 5.
As a collection of paintings: 5 out of 5.
As the musings of an artist: 3 out of 5.
Overall: 4 out of 5. Worth it to at least look through, if not pour-over, but this comes with the caveat that you MUST know what you’re getting into.
If you just want to look at the paintings, look up tomphilips.co.uk and look up The Humument slideshow. All variations on the page-paintings are there.
* Don’t read this book because art makes “time penniless” i.e. Art robs time from you. *
Below this review are my notes, placed here for my own interest, and anyone who wants to trudge through them.
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NOTABLE PAGES
Page 71 might be the best image that symbolizes art for me, but all the images in this book seem to be plucked from a dream. I love their use of light, of shadow, of exaggeration, it’s all up my alley. Images plucked from mind are pages:
5, 9, 16, 27, 32, 33, 37, 40, 45, 47, 49, 50,
59, 61, 65, 66, 78, 83, 84, 86, 88, 92, 94, 96, 97,
101, 103, 106, 107, 110, 111, 113, 117, 120, 123, 125, 128, 140, 142, 146,
166, 167, 172, 175, 177, 178, 180, 185, 189, 199,
200, 201, 202, 204, 208, 220, 223,
255, 258, 266, 270, 272, 273, 274, 275, 277, 278, 279, 282, 287, 289, 294
300, 303, 307, 309, 324, 326, 329, 332, 333, 336, 337, 343, 344, 346, 347, 348
350, 351, 352, 355, 358, 361, 363, 364, 367,
HOW TO
How to draw characters, just do what he does on 103, 110, 166, 273, 324, 344, 346, 347, or at 355, 361. It’s amazing, beautiful, and simple.
Characters talking is on Page 355
Crowds is on Page 115 and 124 and 187
Secret meetings between secrets, nefarious figure is on Page 279
Characters engaged in intercourse is on Page 287.
Nudity is on Page 303 and 309.
Two characters about to kiss is on Page 348. Or maybe it’s a character about to lick and/or eat someone else’s ear.
The Infamous karate chop is on Page 294.
Devilishly animalistic red eyes are also on Page 294.
A ‘being’ riding a horse-like creature is on Page 300
A RECORD PLAYER is on Page 350. This makes me stupidly happy.
FAVORITE QUOTES
“Calm your member” (64)
“Toge at last, drawing her orchard. see the petals palpitating like the winds of her real self opening (93)
“I am the window your dream stepped out of” (98)
“since i saw you a photograph ago…” (118)
“beauty troubled me as I looked into the meaning of the petals” (122, sixth edition)
“On the street iron railings twist into twilight” (168)
“The word was curt, expect war” (215)
“In the garden little to say a crumpled last night” (268)
“Ted collected lips. ted smile” (302)
“possess music” (364)