What do you think?
Rate this book


240 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2004
You should have seen [the nurse's] face when she reached over and felt that cold rubber foot. I thought she would scream. Take that! This is what you get for waking me up all night!
I had never been in a TV studio before. They all have a "green room," which cracks me up because nine out of ten times it's not really green (so why do they call it that, would someone tell me?).
I saw a guy with a nice camera on the beach, and I was afraid he might be paparazzo, so I walked up to him and asked him to please not take any picture of me surfing.